All Novel Full Chapter 1069
Chapter 1069: Chapter 986: United My Ass!_1 Chapter 1069: Chapter 986: United My Ass!_1 “Well now, you’re the one calling yourself ‘O Nee Chan’!”
“Are you kidding me?
The world’s best O Nee Chan is you?
Are you worthy?
The best one is clearly me!!”
“Hahaha, I’ll call you O Nee Chan, do you dare to respond?!”
“Officer, he’s the one!
Just shoot him directly!
No need to ask questions.”
…
On the field, Thomas felt a wave of relief.
He turned his head and said to ‘Cat Cake’, “O Nee Chan?”
Cat Cake, who was yearning for death, turned his head to look at Thomas.
Thomas: “Thank you.”
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“???” Cat Cake’s eyes widened in surprise, “Are you kidding me??!!”“Eleventh contestant — player”— Lincoln managed to withhold his laughter and continued to read the names.
Cat Cake was filled with hope, wishing for the next two players to have some outrageous nicknames to share the pressure with him.
But—
“‘Death Fire’!”
“???” Cat Cake was dumbstruck once more, he looked at the player on his right, “Why are you so serious?”
“Huh?” The guy on the right was just as confused, “Got a problem?
O Nee Chan?”
“Shit, stop calling me O Nee Chan!!!”
“Alright, O Nee Chan, got it, O Nee Chan.”
“You bastard!!!” Cat Cake’s temples throbbed.
“Lastly, the twelfth contestant.
Player—” Lincoln had to stiffly announce after failing to delegate it to Mavis, ” ‘Protect the Best Lin in the World’.”
He then quickly started introducing the rules of the game, not leaving room for the players to discuss:
“When the mobile ball is thrown out, the game officially begins.
Players need to snatch the ball and quickly circle around the track.”
But how could the audience be easily deceived by such a diversion tactic?
The last person’s name obviously belonged to Lincoln’s fan!
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And seeing the close-up, it was a man, probably a hater!
“Well, well, is this a fan meeting his idol, and dreams turning into reality?”
“Meeting a fan, isn’t there a greeting, an autograph, a photo?”
“Hahaha, did you not expect it?
You get to share in the embarrassment!”
…
Mavis covered her mouth and giggled.
Thomas, as the “No.1 follower,” also waved at ‘Protect The Best Lin in the World’ across two people.
He felt the kindred spirit and planned to add him as a friend later.
Lincoln pretended not to notice:
“The countdown begins!”
“3!”
“2!”
“1!”
“Let the game begin!!!” Mavis and Lincoln shouted together.
The mobile ball shot out on the three-kilometer-long sky track!
The twelve contestants of “Cutthroat battle”, waiting for their chance to explode, launched from the starting point simultaneously!
Even Thomas and Cat Cake, who were being ridiculed a second before, and the older brother who was laughing wildly at Lincoln, rushed onto the track, heading straight for the mobile ball!
“The fastest is ‘Thunderbolt lightning’!
He used a jet propulsion backpack and pulled ahead from everyone else within a second, taking the lead!”
“But the propulsion backpack has limited capacity and acceleration distance, exhausting the fuel will become a burden, how will he handle this?”
“Oh!
He threw away the backpack!
He just wanted to gain an accelerated start to compete for the ball!”
“He successfully touched the ball!
Gain one point!”
Lincoln began the rapid commentary.
This was also one of the reasons why he was guest hosting: only he and Mavis were clear about the competition rules, and the means prepared by the contestants.
——The previous doubts were all for show, put on for the sake of the program.
On the track, the only serious person——[Death Fire]loudly suggests: “Unite!”
“Unite and wipe out these NPCs first!”
But before his words were finished, What’s Your Problem who was seemingly aggravated, was already wielding his [Jet Samurai], fiercely slashing towards him!
“Unite your grandpa!
Take this, eat my slash first!”
“Holy crap!” Death Fire makes a huge leap and the thick mechanical arms in the air open, each spitting out four wheels that land on the track, turning into a four-point landing!
Not only is the high-speed friction on the track avoided, but it also gains more speed!
What’s Your Problem’s slash hit the track in a burst of electricity, pulling out a long line of sparks.
From the beginning, Thomas had never thought about uniting, he put some distance between them first——the track is not wide enough, there isn’t much space to pull apart, so he chose to slow down his starting speed and fall behind the crowd.
If it were a [team fight], perhaps they could consider teamwork, but for [cutthroat battle]…
Talk about cooperation under a scheme where there can only be one victor?
They might as well forget about it!
Of course, falling behind voluntarily does not mean giving up the race, he’s just trying to avoid the first wave of the most intense attacks.
As the representative of opposition, [Protection of the Last Lin in the World]pushes ahead the fastest, not hesitating to fight with the other contestants.
He was obviously well-prepared, he’s changed almost his entire body——and the only thing left of him was his own head, hidden beneath a pure steel helmet, a ‘T’ shaped opening on the helmet’s front secures his sight.
It is also for this reason that he doesn’t worry at all about this cringe-worthy name getting exposed.
——Anyway, as people can’t see his face and this purely mechanical muscular body isn’t his own, he has absolutely no stress.
At this point he’s holding a big shield in one hand and a chain hammer in the other, he rushes towards an NPC player and blasts them.
“Wow, an amazing hit!
[Violent Lion]got his head knocked open!” Lincoln immediately follows up with a commentary, “But he didn’t realize, the Violent Lion’s head is empty!
His brains aren’t in his skull!”
“For clarification, the mobile ball race isn’t a battle royale, the rules restrict attacks on the biological parts of the players, but mechanical modifications are fair game.”
“Furthermore: as long as it’s not deliberate, accidental injury isn’t considered a foul!”
“Oh!
Violent Lion fights back!”
“Blocked by the shield!
Success!
This player has practically turned himself into a tank, beneath his thick iron pectorals, are layers of stress relieving and exerting structures, no one on the track can break this shield head on!”
“But!
His back and other sides are being attacked!
The heavy body leaves openings, he has been hit!”
“Sparks fly as the chainsaw cuts into him!
His shoulder is severely damaged!
He drops the shield!”
“Oh, oil-spreading tactics!”
“Inevitably, as soon as the oil is spread, the fire is lit!”
“Does this player have a way to put out the fire?
If not, he’s in danger!”
“Oh, seems like he doesn’t!
That’s unfortunate, he needs to temporarily back out of the competition!
Whether he can join in again before the end, will depend on the skills of the tuners!”
Lincoln delivers fast commentary but consistently avoids [Protection of the World’s Best Lin]this crappy name.
Contrarily, he has not missed saying the other two names once:
“The Best Sister in the World is still unleashing her prowess!
Oh!
Flames spew out of her folding knife!
It’s liquid oxygen methane propulsion!”
“Previous speeds were just a smoke screen!
She can go even faster!
The high heat even makes her folding knife go red-hot, adding an additional flame enchantment, good idea!
This move successfully caught two players off guard!
One was directly chopped in half, another lost a leg!”
“They need an emergency fix to be able to continue the race!
Fantastic strategy and moves!”
“Cleaners enter the track, cleaning it up!”
“The best man in the world!
We’ve yet to see what’s remarkable about him, it’s also doubtful as to whether he’s a good man!
According to my understanding, this person is still single, his sexual orientation is also quite unique…”
This conversation is filled with suggestive manners——outsiders will naturally not know what Lincoln’s referencing towards the unique XP of Thomas, so it’s really easy to misunderstand, to assume he’s gay.
Anyone else but Thomas, Lincoln wouldn’t jokingly suggest.
With this “Little Black Child” Thomas, he absolutely has no intention of let it slide.
——Because the two have contact information, they are somewhat acquainted privately, there wasn’t any psychological pressure regarding this accusation.
“Your grandpa!!”
On the track, Thomas grinds his teeth listening to this outrageous “commentary”.
At this moment, he deeply regretted not blowing the whistle on Lincoln’s secret lover and letting the Princess’ fans cyber bully him hardcore!
He couldn’t help but even think of a malicious thought:
What about digging up chat history later tonight, see if he could take words out of context, to give him a nasty blow?!