All Novel Full Chapter 1136
Chapter 1136: Chapter 1040: The Completely Derailed Topic_1 Chapter 1136: Chapter 1040: The Completely Derailed Topic_1 Are there breasts that don’t sag in space?
This question caught Victoria off guard and she immediately sank into recollection –
When she was playing “Gravity,” were her breasts affected by gravity?
Victoria wasn’t quite sure.
It seemed…
not?
She was always engrossed in the game, paying no attention to such minor details!
But now that this fan mentioned it, she realized she probably wouldn’t overlook this detail the next time she played “Gravity”…
Before she could think of a response, a hardcore fan tried to help:
[What nonsense are you talking about?]
Victoria felt comforted.
Even though some fans were outlandish, there were those who were reliable.
However, before she could even praise him, the fan immediately added:
[You need at least a D cup to feel the sag, right?
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Open your dog eyes and look closely, is the host that big?]
Victoria: “???”
Which side are you really on?!
Soon, the fans started to join in on the fun:
“That’s right!
Big sister Victoria doesn’t need to go to space to feel no gravity, she doesn’t feel it even on earth!”
“Sorry, Big Sister, I have to follow some big-breasted anchors!”
“No gravity, freely floating apples *exhales*, wow, so imaginative!
I’m off to persuade some dance area hosts!”
“Damn, awesome!
I’m coming too.
It’s high time for the dance zone anchors to shake space!”
…
“A bunch of bastrd fans!” Victoria complained bitterly.
But after being silent for a few seconds, she suddenly added: “Actually, I’m a little curious to see it myself …”
Upon hearing this, the audience became even more excited, and someone even ran to Yelang’s live broadcast room to wish for Yelang to perform a cross-dressed space dance.
This left Yelang baffled.
But he quickly dismissed it.
—After all, there were always comments requesting him to cross-dress and suggest explicit dances.
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The room administrator, Winter Melon, was the most problematic, repeatedly sanctioned for her unruly behavior, but it seemed like it didn’t affect her in the slightest –
She was always the first to charge headlong into mischief.
Getting sanctioned would lead to her making apologetic phone calls.
The moment the penalties were lifted, she was back at it…
So, for Yelang, a comment merely suggesting a different environment – space – was nothing that could disrupt his state of mind.
Until another weighty comment popped up:
[Host, everyone is talking about apples not sagging in space, so in the spirit of gender equality, I want to ask a question: are there testicles that don’t sag in space?]
“???” Yelang was utterly bamboozled.
What the hell kind of question is that?
And then, whether fortunately or unfortunately, the same thing happened in his live streaming room: just like Victoria didn’t have to answer, Yelang didn’t need to either, as the audience stepped in to answer for him –
“Have you asked the wrong person?
Ask someone who has balls!”
“That’s right!
Xiao Yeye doesn’t even have any, how can he answer this question?”
“All talk and no trousers!”
…
“??????”
The question marks on Yelang’s face doubled.
But like Victoria, he genuinely had no idea how to answer this question.
Not because it was embarrassing, but for the same reason as Victoria – he simply hadn’t paid any attention to such absurd details…
No!
Yelang facepalmed.
Even if he had noticed it, he couldn’t publicly discuss this kind of topic, could he??!
He ignored the chaotic comments flooding the live broadcast room and ventured into the forum to see if any bigwig had discovered new things.
Even though he participated in the closed beta, he not only failed to finish but also lacked communication with anyone.
Therefore, he didn’t find himself very knowledgeable.
As expected, a large number of posts related to Gravity have already sprung up on the forum.
Although more than 90% of them contain nothing but fluff – once clicked in, they’re only filled with passionate and expectant empty talk.
Only a handful of posts talked about the practical content, such as ——
[Super!
It’s a spaceship!]
Yelang clicked in out of curiosity:
‘The spaceship that was out of luck in the promotional material, is actually a spaceship.
This thingamajig is a type of spacecraft theoretically proven to be viable, but practically, not a single one has been manufactured.
Looking at Cloud Dream’s design, it’s exactly like the real thing!
I seriously suspect that this thingamajig could be constructed in reality!
I don’t know if Cloud Dream bummed the design illustrations from Da Xia Aerospace Academy, or if Lincoln has again defied the heavens and designed the blueprints himself!
But!
But!
Such an awesome spaceship, you actually blew it up right at the beginning!?
That is such a waste of treasure!
I freaking want to commandeer a spaceship…!’
——
“Um, seems like it?” Yelang muttered to himself.
During the closed beta, he never had a sense of incongruity regarding any of the scenes; all the spacecraft, spacesuits, equipment, they all felt incredibly realistic.
But after reading this post, he realized: not just the spaceship, but also the space station he boarded later, these things…
don’t actually exist in reality!!
Daxia’s space station had only just sent two modules, which was just the beginning of the whole project.
But in the virtual world, he had already logged in, and not only that, but he also personally did some repairs!
——although, due to mistakes in the repairs, he blew up several times…
This level of realism also caused quite a few people to worry: “Will this lead to the leakage of confidential information?”
After all, everyone knows that currently, aerospace technology in Daxia is highly classified.
If Cloud Dream reveals too much technology-related content in Gravity, won’t that be a huge problem?
Thankfully, this concern quickly disappeared:
The official accounts of Gravity and Xiajing Astronaut Training Center jointly announced that they would launch the Virtual Open Day event this Wednesday.
All of the Great Xia Netizens would be able to visit the Xiajing Astronaut Training Center in the virtual world using the Mirage equipment, personally experience astronaut training programs, and feel the charm of Aerospace.
Of course, this joint event, with the host and controller both in the hands of the Aerospace Center, is essentially an educational activity on Aerospace.
But there’s no need to question its promotional effect.
——This is the first time the Aerospace Center has ever opened up to the outside world, even if it’s in the virtual world, and even if it’s a limited release, its influence is absolutely not to be underestimated.
The promotional material, the promotion ambassador, the joint moves with the astronaut training center — this is a triple-threat strategy that Cloud Dream’s operations department has been preparing for a long time.
The goal is to drum up as much hype as possible after the release of “Gravity”.
After all, the promotion cycle of this game is way too short, just a mere five days at most.
As for the effect, it is certainly powerful.
The promotional material instantly jumped to the top of hot searches, as did “Stacy” and “Virtual Open Day” which also climbed onto the hot topics list.
Seeing the promising results, Samuel nodded and busied himself with other tasks.
But less than 10 minutes after she left, a brand new topic rocketed to the second spot on the trending search list, even threatening the first spot held by the Gravity promotional material ——
[Space Dance Contest]
This was an event initiated by the Dance Area of the live streaming platforms where Victoria worked.
The root cause was that too many game section viewers suddenly flocked into the Dance Area and started fervently persuading every curvaceous female streamer to “venture into space” and start new shows.
Faced with such a huge audience flow, it would be tough for these streamers to reject, and the vast majority agreed without hesitation.
The management of the Dance Area also noticed this drastic change in traffic and promptly initiated an official event.
Not only did they announce this contest at the earliest opportunity, but they also began to contact Cloud Dream’s operation department for a potential collaboration.
With the competition always so fierce between different live-streaming platforms, as soon as one of them starts to innovate, the others wouldn’t stand by – they all followed suit.
Thus, a strange craze quickly swept across the player and live-streaming circles due to a random question.
When the phrase, “there are no sagging breasts in space,” started to spread wildly, bystander netizens were also getting excited, developing strong anticipation for the dance contest!
Stacy who?
Space survival what?
In the face of netizens’ primal desires for boobs, these topics were thoroughly crushed in the blink of an eye.
In less than half a day, the topic of Gravity had been completely derailed…