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Chapter 1153: Chapter 1053: Arranging a Ghost Marriage for Lincoln_1 Chapter 1153: Chapter 1053: Arranging a Ghost Marriage for Lincoln_1 “Why curse me with mental illness just because I am not wearing it, huh?”

“Besides, do I look like I need your registration fee?”

Ah Yi ignored the low oxygen warning and kept on rambling.

After all, it was not possible for him to ignore his teammate’s opinion and go ahead with the “beading” of the teammate’s corpse himself.

—— Actually, all he had was a sharp tongue, his original intent was to instigate the NPC teammate to do this job.

He couldn’t bear to do it himself.

Now that his teammate has verbally counterattacked, he indeed has no other options apart from continuing his verbal onslaught.

However, the teammate had stopped responding, just operating the manned mobile device to return to the Nine Heavens.

As for Ah Yi, he dragged a foot with a safety rope on the corpse’s ankle and followed along.

On the way back, he managed to squeeze in a joke for the viewers:

“Do you know, in ‘Gravity’, what surprised and is the most familiar thing to me?”

The viewers were confused, with someone even guessing, “Isn’t it Lincoln?”

But Ah Yi immediately denied: “Of course not!”

“I don’t know him well.”

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However, regardless of their guesses, Ah Yi just kept shaking his head.

It was not until the heavily damaged Nine Heavens spaceship was very close that he revealed the answer.

However, instead of directly saying the answer, he again badgered his teammate over the communication channel: “Lieutenant, has our time outside the cabin greatly exceeded expectations?”

“Yes, it has.

Why?” Scott replied.

“Such a long time, didn’t you pee your pants?”

“?!!” The NPC turned around quickly again, “What are you trying to say?”

“Nothing, it’s quite normal to pee one’s pants in space, isn’t it?

Otherwise, aren’t we wearing diapers in vain?”

The moment Ah Yi said this, the viewers immediately remembered the old joke about “diapers” and burst into laughter again.

One of the hardcore fans left a conspicuous message:

[Anchor Anchor, can you perform that?

The…

The…

Gosh, I’m really embarrassed!

But please, I’ll brush your big plane for you!!]

This time it was not the NPC who was stunned, but Ah Yi.

The viewers were also quite shocked:

“Damn, brother your sexual kink is really weird!!”

“Although one’s sexual kink is a matter of freedom, I still suggest you see a doctor.”

“Exactly!

If it were Yelang cross-dressing and peeing his pants in a sexy outfit, I might understand a little.”

“???

Wait, brother, your sexual kink seems even weirder!!”

…

The viewers are having a lot of fun, but Scott just slowly turned his head around, completely ignoring Ah Yi’s topic.

He didn’t even feel like cracking a joke anymore, directly changing the topic and said:

“Xiajing City, this is Scott, Nine Heavens is heavily damaged.”

“Ready to search for survivors.”

Ah Yi wasn’t too eager to deal with the bunch of perverts in the live streaming room, and certainly wouldn’t live-stream peeing for gifts to viewers.

Even if it was just a facial performance!

——he has very low limits indeed, but not low enough to this extent…

So he skillfully changed the subject again: “Lieutenant, can you fix Nine Heavens?”

“?” Scott glanced at him and then at the wrecked Nine Heavens spaceship in front of him.

“What are you thinking about?

Of course it’s impossible!

Given the condition it’s in, who could fix this?”

“Really?” Ah Yi showed disbelief.

“I’ve heard that some professional car repair masters can give you a whole car back if you just give them a wiper blade.

You’re a seasoned, professional astronaut.

You wouldn’t lose to a car repairman, would you?”

“…” The NPC fell silent.

Only when they were about to hit the spaceship did he finally say: “Considering our shared adversity, when we return to Earth, I will give you a few wiper blades.

You can then see to the repair!”

“Huh?” Ah Yi did not expect that the NPC could be smart to this extent.

He got beaten in this verbal duel for a moment.

He wanted to counterattack but it was already too late.

“Prepare for collision!”

“Bump!” Ah Yi and Scott hit the top of the spaceship together.

The streamlined design of the spaceship left them with no place to grip, and they were immediately bounced off.

Fortunately, Commander Scott was prepared.

His manned mobile device immediately sprayed out nitrogen to help him adjust his body posture and counteract inertia, eventually securing his grip on a hole in the spaceship.

He was able to grab the safety rope and pull Yi over as well.

Soon, the two men were in front of this massive hole, taking out flashlights to illuminate the inside, to inspect the damage and look for survivors.

However, they knew it was in vain the moment they turned on the flashlight—

The spaceship had several large holes in its hull, it was a deadly crisis even if it happened within the atmosphere, let alone in space where there was no air at all?

There was no sign of life inside the spacecraft, only floating debris from various pieces of equipment and the astronaut’s personal items.

A cartoon toothbrush with a little fire dragon design drifted past the wrecked controls slowly, floated in front of Yi and Commander Scott, and then flew into space.

As Yi’s gaze followed the toothbrush disappearing into the distance, he turned back and – bang – his head collided with a cold, rigid corpse!

“Damn it!”

He was startled, dropping the flashlight.

—— During the closed beta test, when they returned to the spaceship, it wasn’t positioned here!

Although this body was already frozen stiff, she was a beauty by the looks of her face.

It was a pity that every inch of her skin had turned a bluish-gray color, with a thin layer of small blue-black spots on the surface, the result of the rapid freezing of veins and capillaries in a very short time.

Added to that was the sight of her unseeing eyes…

The sudden face-to-face collision, an unexpected eye contact at close range, was genuinely terrifying!

Fortunately, this woman, who was dressed only in a short-sleeved casual outfit, gently floated away under the impact of the collision.

The way she froze stiff, unmoving as she drifted away, was like a mannequin in a shop, greatly reducing the scare factor of the situation.

However, as Yi’s gaze moved, another frozen astronaut corpse appeared before his eyes.

At the end, there was an even larger hole, through which one could see a radiant starry sky, and Commander Scott, who had already floated past them, and the body of Nick, who was like a kite being moved along by him.

Commander Scott spoke again: “Xiajing City, this is Commander Scott.

It has been confirmed that Dr.

Li, the Special Mission Commissioner, and Commander Scott are the only survivors left from the mission to repair the Sky Surveying Space Telescope.”

“So, what’s next?” asked Yi.

Scott pointed into the distance—

“Look there.”

From their current position, they could already see the moon, and with the reflection of the moonlight, their vision was much clearer.

Yi and the audiences could therefore see: Underneath the vast atmosphere was the Izumo Four Islands surrounded by city lights; above the thin arc of the atmosphere, there was a white object as large as a fingernail floating.

“That’s Tiangong Space Station, our next stop,” Commander Scott introduced.

“It’s quite a distance away, but we must go there, because we need to use the escape pod there to return to Earth.”

“Alright, I got it,” Yi nodded.

The desolate emptiness of space didn’t leave him with many choices.

Besides, he hadn’t played the upcoming content and could only follow the NPC’s instructions.

Commander Scott nodded and then pushed Yi aside, turned on the manned mobile device, and embarked on a journey to the distant space station.

Yi, looking at Lincoln’s body that had been left behind, paused: “Aren’t we taking their bodies with us?”

“No,” Commander Scott’s response was calm and cold, “If we carry too much weight, it would waste too much nitrogen along the way and the nitrogen would run out too soon.”

“Alright,” Yi nodded.

He wanted to talk back: if they were not taking the bodies with them, why waste the nitrogen to retrieve them in the first place?

However, he quickly realized: by securing the bodies to the spaceship, there was still hope for recovery in the future.

If left in space, it would be hard to say whether they could be recovered.

So, he waved goodbye to the corpse:

“Goodbye, Boss Lin~”

“Have a great time in space~”

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Compared to Yi’s antics, most players were relatively respectful towards Lincoln’s cameo as a corpse.

Even players who had just been terribly frustrated by the game “Dark Soul”, who had shouted at Lincoln on social media for being inhuman, who had furiously sent him threats, once they actually encountered his cameo in the game, they didn’t do anything outrageous, even though they knew it was a prank.

The most extreme player only held a simple ghost wedding between his corpse and the female astronaut’s corpse, right inside the Nine Heavens Aircraft, against the protests of Commander Scott.

Even when they left, they used a sturdy safety cord to bind the two bodies tightly together!