All Novel Full Chapter 909
Chapter 909: Chapter 861: Banana, Ass, and Ultimate Brawling_1 Chapter 909: Chapter 861: Banana, Ass, and Ultimate Brawling_1 Not only Super Tomato, but the anchors from all over the world realized this issue at the first time.
At the beginning, everyone didn’t realize this was the game’s built-in “language blocking” feature.
One reason was because there were blocking modes like “Light Encounter” and “Traveler of the Wind” before, and the second reason was that all the opponents they saw were all small animals.
Cats and dogs, crocodiles and sea lions, pandas and moles…
anyway, they were not humans, so naturally it was impossible to judge which country the people on the other side were from.
But after two rounds, everyone understood what was going on-
Whatever the opponents said would be automatically translated into this rare language by Cloud Dream, thereby blocking the language communication between players.
Otherwise, it’s impossible that all players encounter opponents from the same country, right?
But then the question arises: “Which country’s language is this?”
They asked all the viewers, then asked all over the Internet, but got nothing.
Lincoln looked at everyone’s puzzled faces and couldn’t help but laugh secretly.
—I would be surprised if anyone could recognize it!
If anyone could recognize this as the Banana Language spoken by Minions, he would probably have to recognize them as his hometown folks!
Last night, when the trial play ended, a classmate gave him suggestions and mentioned the problem of low-quality players playing and spouting trash talk.
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He adopted this suggestion and made some modifications.
The first version of the shielding method was not the Banana Language of Minions, but turned whatever the players said into the sounds of their corresponding animals.
Golden Retriever and Corgi players, regardless of what they said, opened their mouths to “woof woof woof”.
Orange cat “meow meow meow”, rhino “moo moo moo”, duck “quack quack quack”…
Just thinking about it is interesting!
But to adjust these animal sounds to make them sound comfortable and fun requires a lot of effort, and the intervention of professional voice actors and tuners.
—Otherwise, the competition site could easily turn into a noisy animal market, which would decrease the game experience of the players.
So, he finally adopted the language of the Minions.
This is very mature, even if many people shout “banana, banana”, it sounds lively and cheerful, instead of making people feel noisy and uncomfortable.
After Cloud Dream starts working, efforts to optimize animal sounds should aim for this.
As for the problem that Lincoln remembers that the minion language is not complete…
Anything that can be translated is translated, and anything that cannot be translated is randomly translated into something else.
If it’s lengthy, it will become “blur, blur, gaga, alicka, babika, hahaha!”—which is the same as what Super Tomato heard in the Golden Retriever’s mouth before.
If it’s short, it will randomly become a minion vocabulary.
As for the task of “completing the banana language”, wait until the holiday is over and let the employees slowly perfect it by finding experts who study linguistics.
And this ridiculous language soon showed its power—
Vicotria’s little nephew yelled “Butt, Poka, Gelato!” and flew a kick, kicking the opponent in front of him.
The meanings of the three words are “butt”, “what” and “ice cream” respectively.
This is not the language converted by the system, but the little nephew himself shouting imitatively…
Victoria had an old pit in her stomach and was very uncomfortable.
She really wanted to spit out a few words, but in these few matches of the two people teaming up, the nephew played much better than her.
She had put out brave words before, wanting to “take the nephew to fly”, but now she is holding her brother’s thigh, which makes her feel a little embarrassed and has no position to talk about it.
She has only a single leg hair, where would she have the face to talk about thighs?
…
10 minutes later, Victoria was also shouting “banana!” in the lively atmosphere of “Bable!”, “Bello!”, “Banana!”, and slammed a banana hard on a hamster’s forehead.
The banana, which should have no lethality at all, easily knocked this anthropomorphic hamster’s head to bloom and passed out on the spot.
The banana itself is faultless.
Victoria walked over in surprise, ignored the hamster, and picked up the banana to re-examine it.
She was a little suspicious whether this thing really was a banana: “Is it a banana-shaped boomerang?”
She reached out and tried to peel the skin, but when her hand just touched the banana, she suddenly felt her butt was itchy, she instinctively scratched, and then continued to peel the banana.
The next moment, she was stunned.
The viewers in the live streaming room were also stunned:
“Yi, were you scratching your butt just now?”
“So you are such a careless person?”
“We just want to say, we don’t oppose you scratching your butt, but in public, should you pay attention?”
“Scratching your butt before peeling the banana, elegant!”
…
Victoria quickly explained, “No!
I didn’t do it on purpose!”
“No, what I mean is: just now suddenly my butt was very itchy.
Before I could react, my hand went to scratch it instinctively!”
“It’s all what Cloud Dream did, not me!!!”
This is something that involves the personality of a beautiful girl!
But no matter what she said, the viewers were “not listening”, making Victoria want to cry without tears.
Even though this is indeed a fun little easter egg made by Lincoln—when players stand still, a random part of their body will start to itch, and they will want to scratch it.
He just found it cute and entertaining, not realizing this could potentially become the players’ infamous memory…
…
Victoria’s little nephew, swinging a spatula, rotated aggressively, and if anything got within one meter of him, they were hit with a spatula flying out with such vigor that they fainted and fell into disarray.
Victoria herself stood at the top of the submarine, her hands wrapped around the signal tower, watching her nephew wreak havoc below, until a little green dinosaur managed to hit him with an electric shock gun from three meters away!
Electrodes were inserted into her nephew, with electric light sparks evident, Victoria even saw the shape of his entire skeleton emerge from the electric shock aftermath!
Her nephew fainted immediately and naturally loosened his grip on the spatula.
“I’m coming to rescue you!” Victoria promptly let go of the signal tower and took a leap without hesitation.
But before hitting the ground, a spatula thrown by her nephew hit her face, and her body obediently fell onto the submarine shell.
Because of the slant caused by the sea wave, it didn’t just roll into the sea, but also took her nephew along with it …
Both of them were eliminated like this.
Back in the break room, Victoria saw a shiny grudge on her nephew’s golden retriever face.
Props to him for expressing this emotion with a dog’s face …
What’s worse: Even though he was really upset and Victoria did feel sorry for him, she couldn’t help but giggle looking at his disgruntled face.
“All right, stop being mad.
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How about I give you a new skin?
What do you want?”
The golden retriever nephew brightened up instantly: “I want the little crocodile!”
“OK!” Victoria said it and did it, immediately bought the crocodile skin to give to her nephew.
Having appeased her nephew’s grudge, in order to shift the live-streamer community’s attention away from the continuous chants of “butts,” Victoria announced—
“Decision made, Ultimate Brawl!”
However, before starting to line up, Victoria sent a private message to Shuihua: “Shuihua, are you playing ‘Animal Party’?”
“Yeah, I am.” Shuihua answered.
“Are you playing alone?” Victoria inquired.
“No, I’m playing with Lance.
What’s up?”
“Nothing!
Just asking.” Victoria stopped immediately.
She wanted to recruit Shuihua to play with them to strengthen their team’s mysterious power.
But since Shuihua and Lance were playing together, Victoria decided to not disturb them and turned to Yi instead.
Without saying any more, Yi accepted the invitation.
He was just thinking about how tough it was to babysit his little cousin…
With the formation of a four-person team, Victoria decisively started the [Ultimate Brawl] match.
This mode’s gameplay doesn’t essentially differ from other modes, except that it’s on a larger scale— large enough to accommodate 96 players at once!
And it even allows single players, or teams of two, three, or four to freely join.
The tougher fight, naturally, also has rarer rewards—
The champion team will receive [Unidentified Dye], which upon unlocking, could grant you a random dye.
And the unlocked dye can be repeatedly used for decoration coloring, as well as dying your own fur or skin.
If players were lucky enough, they could potentially dye themselves into a Rainbow Pony, or Colorful Panda People.
Of course, the [Rainbow color] is one of the rarest dyes, and it requires very, very good luck to get.
Compared to that, using the [Red], [Orange], [Yellow], [Green], [Cyan], [Blue], [Purple] seven color dyes to simulate [Rainbow color] would be simpler.
——
[Searching for opponents …]
[Opponents found]
[Map has been determined]
…
Upon opening her eyes, Victoria found herself standing on the wing of a high-speed plane.
This was not a problem in itself, as she knew of such a venue and she was not afraid of heights.
But placing 96 players on a plane, even if there was no problem before, it is now a problem!
Even though the plane is obviously larger than the small battlefield for twelve players, even though it’s several times larger, it’s still a tight squeeze for ninety-six people!
The American Central Intelligence Agency’s team members that strategize Lincoln’s situation, even if it’s already 9pm in Virginia, they are still hard at work, dutifully earning overtime money, and utilizing the official network channel for gaming in the office.
As soon as the team leader Barnes landed, he realized he was standing on the edge of the plane wing.
As soon as the little yellow man’s three-second countdown ended, a bustling crowd collided with him.
He slipped and was about to fall off the plane wing!
“Fuck!” With good agile reaction, he promptly stretched out his hands and firmly grabbed the nearest rhinoceros.
“?” Rhino Yi was only startled for a moment when someone pulled him along and slid off the plane wing!
“Ahhhhhhhh–”
The screams echoed off into the distance…
“Yi!” Victoria’s teammate extended her right hand in vain towards the direction where Yi disappeared.
“Poka!” Beside Victoria, a white goose also reached out its right hand, helplessly calling out to its disappeared team leader.
“Sigh!”
Yi’s cousin and Victoria’s nephew exchanged a glance, both sighed simultaneously.