Flower Stealing Master

Chapter 991: Dramatic Surprise

“Alright, alright, stop shouting,” Song Qingshu waved his hand, feeling a headache coming on. The clothes scattered on the bed immediately flew up and wrapped around Pucha Qiucao. “You should put on your clothes first. Later, I’ll put you in the box to transport you, so you don’t have to worry about getting your clothes wet.”

Seeing that although Song Qingshu was sharp-tongued, he was considerate enough to turn around, Pucha Qiucao felt a bit better and hurriedly put on her clothes.

“I’m ready,” Pucha Qiucao said, and as soon as she finished speaking, she flipped over and lightly jumped down from the bed.

Song Qingshu turned back to look, his gaze fixated on her legs: “Are women from the grasslands all this fierce? How come when the green melon first breaks, it seems like nothing happened, and you’re bouncing around like this?”

Pucha Qiucao’s face turned as red as a rose petal, and she angrily said, “What nonsense! Who said I… I was just… uh…?”

Song Qingshu couldn’t help but laugh: “What’s so bad about admitting it? Just now, you and Yang Guo were messing around in bed for half a day. Don’t tell me you were just discussing life ideals.”

“Just now he…” Pucha Qiucao instinctively wanted to explain, but the words got stuck in her throat, and she stood there silent.

Now, Song Qingshu became even more interested, his eyes twinkling as he came up with a plan: “Come here quickly, I’ll help you lie down in the box.”

“I won’t suffocate in there, will I?” Pucha Qiucao looked at the large box beside her, her face filled with doubt.

“Don’t worry, this box is big enough; you won’t suffocate in there,” Song Qingshu said as he helped her inside, casually checking her pulse.

Song Qingshu’s expression suddenly became very strange, his mouth twitching as he ultimately couldn’t help but laugh.

Pucha Qiucao, trying to figure out the best position to hide inside, heard his laughter and looked up in confusion: “What are you laughing at?”

“I’m laughing at how Yang Guo, despite his high martial arts skills and being incredibly clever, managed to get it wrong at a critical moment.” Thinking of that scene, Song Qingshu couldn’t help but feel schadenfreude.

“What did he get wrong?” Pucha Qiucao first looked bewildered, but after a while, she finally understood, feeling both embarrassed and angry. “What nonsense are you talking about? He didn’t get it wrong; he just hadn’t started yet… yet…”

Seeing Pucha Qiucao’s hesitant demeanor, Song Qingshu was momentarily stunned, then realized and laughed: “Oh, so it was just an accidental misfire! You really don’t need to worry too much; it’s common for a v!rgin to get overly excited the first time. I think Yang Guo is in good shape; after this experience, he should be fine next time.”

No wonder Pucha Qiucao was too embarrassed to speak; after all, it’s quite awkward for a man to have such an incident. As a grassland woman, she didn’t expect to be so considerate about her lover’s feelings.

He had just felt that Pucha Qiucao’s behavior was a bit strange, so he took the opportunity to check her pulse and was astonished to find out she was still a v!rgin.

At that moment, he was completely taken aback. They had been rolling around in bed for so long, yet nothing had happened? After thinking it over, Song Qingshu could only explain it by saying Yang Guo got it wrong, but judging by Pucha Qiucao’s reaction, the actual situation should be that Yang Guo had experienced the common occurrence for a virgin on the first try—he had surrendered before the battle even began.

“I’m not worried at all! And what’s with that expression of yours?” Pucha Qiucao also felt extremely embarrassed about this matter. Seeing his schadenfreude expression, she couldn’t help but feel angry and humiliated.

“I’m being serious here! You’re the one who feels guilty and thinks my expression is unusual,” Song Qingshu thought to himself. With a mask on his face, if she could still see his expression, that would be something else entirely.

At this moment, Pucha Qiucao wished she could just sink into the ground. With a huff, she directly closed the lid of the box and simply hid inside like an ostrich.

Song Qingshu shook his head with a smile, lifted the large box, and retraced his steps along the path they had taken to enter the Ancient Tomb.

After emerging from the pond, Song Qingshu opened the box, and Pucha Qiucao, her face flushed, crawled out. Perhaps the events in the Ancient Tomb were too embarrassing; after she came out, she walked silently toward the mountain top.

Song Qingshu didn’t mind; after such a long time, his internal energy had somewhat recovered, and he was able to barely use his energy to dry his clothes.

The two of them walked toward Chongyang Palace, one in front and the other behind. Suddenly, they heard Pucha Qiucao scream, and Song Qingshu was startled, quickly running over: “What happened?”

Pucha Qiucao could certainly get into trouble, but she absolutely couldn’t get into trouble while in his hands. Otherwise, the Pucha family would turn against her. Although he wasn’t afraid, it would still be a tricky situation.

“It seems like there’s someone in the grass by the slope below the mountain,” Pucha Qiucao hesitantly pointed to a small slope beside the road.

Song Qingshu followed her finger and looked. The bottom of the slope was about a yard high from the roadside, and the person was lying in the grass. If it weren’t for the bright white clothes, it would have been hard to spot.

“I’ll go take a look,” Song Qingshu, influenced by his past life, still couldn’t treat a human life as nothing. He had to do what he could to save them.

He lightly stepped down, landing gracefully at the bottom of the slope, and reached out to shake the person: “Are you alright…” When he saw the person’s face, Song Qingshu was instantly dumbfounded.

A face of exquisite beauty appeared before him; it was none other than Xiao Longnu!

Song Qingshu was taken aback, hurriedly checking her pulse. He finally breathed a sigh of relief; although her pulse was chaotic, she was ultimately not in danger of losing her life. She must have just fainted temporarily.

Looking up at the slope beside him, he noticed that the branches and grass indeed showed signs of being pressed down. It seemed that Xiao Longnu had been walking on top, suddenly feeling her blood surge, and fainted, rolling down the slope.

Fortunately, there were no sharp stones along the way; otherwise, it would have been dangerous for Xiao Longnu.

Recalling this, Song Qingshu couldn’t help but feel a chill. He shouldn’t have let Xiao Longnu leave alone in that state, even if she hated him following her. If something really happened to Xiao Longnu, he would probably never find peace in his life.

He had been a bit puzzled as to why Xiao Longnu fainted so close to the exit of the Ancient Tomb, but then he thought about it. Xiao Longnu hadn’t fainted by the roadside but rather at the bottom of the slope. If one wasn’t particularly observant, it would have been impossible to see her, let alone Yang Guo, who had rushed out in a daze.

Song Qingshu carried Xiao Longnu in his arms and lightly jumped back up the slope. 

Pucha Qiucao came forward to take a look and was instantly stunned: “Xiao Longnu?”

“What do you think when you see a rival at this time?” Song Qingshu teased.

“Do you think I would have any thoughts?” Pucha Qiucao shot him an annoyed glare, then asked with a complicated expression, “Is she alright?”

“She’s not in serious trouble, but her breath is chaotic. If it’s not adjusted in time, it could be troublesome,” Song Qingshu paused and said to her, “You handle the Quanzhen Sect’s Imperial Edict matter. The overall situation is already set; it’s just some formalities left. I’ll take her down the mountain to the military camp for treatment first.”

“Alright,” looking at Song Qingshu’s departing figure, Pucha Qiucao felt a bit sour. Why were all the men in the world revolving around Xiao Longnu? Yang Guo was like this, and so was Tang Kuo Bian.

However, she quickly laughed at herself. Forget about those men; even she couldn’t help but be moved by Xiao Longnu’s beauty… 

Meanwhile, Song Qingshu returned to the military camp after descending the mountain, instructing the soldiers to guard the surroundings and not allow anyone to disturb him. Then he carried Xiao Longnu into the command tent to treat her injuries.

He didn’t know how long had passed, but Xiao Longnu’s chaotic internal energy finally calmed down, though there were no signs of her waking up.

Song Qingshu knew that she had first been gravely injured, then burned by emotional fire, and finally witnessed her beloved “cheating” before rolling down the slope…

If it had been an ordinary woman, after such a series of events, she would probably be dead or disabled. Fortunately, Xiao Longnu had a solid martial arts foundation, and with Song Qingshu’s desperate efforts to save her, she was able to remain safe. However, after all these blows, she would probably need to sleep for a day and a night before waking up.

Song Qingshu gently laid Xiao Longnu flat on the bed, covered her with a thin blanket, and then got off the bed. As soon as he got down, he suddenly felt dizzy and almost stumbled to the ground.

It was then that he realized he had exhausted a lot of energy today. He had fought a fierce battle with Wang Chongyang, used One Yang Finger to pull Xiao Longnu back from the gates of death, and then disregarded his fatigue to help her dispel the emotional fire. Now he was sorting out her True Qi…

The rest was fine, but the most exhausting was using One Yang Finger for healing, as it was a matter of competing with death; the price could not be small.

“Marshal, may I come in?” A soft voice from Daiqisi came from outside. After all, there were Jin Dynasty soldiers guarding outside, so she couldn’t call him by his original name.

Song Qingshu was taken aback, instinctively glancing outside the tent. He found that it had already grown dark outside, and he could vaguely see the campfire in the distance.

“So much time has passed,” Song Qingshu thought to himself, suddenly remembering that Daiqisi was still waiting outside. He quickly replied, “Come in!”

Daiqisi entered holding a tray. Her gaze first fell on Xiao Longnu lying on the bed, then moved to Song Qingshu: “Is it worth it to make yourself look so disheveled for a woman?”

Song Qingshu glanced at Xiao Longnu’s sweet sleeping face and smiled slightly: “Of course it’s worth it.”

Daiqisi lightly huffed: “I don’t think she’s that pretty. How come she can enchant you men like this? Yin Zhiping from Chongyang Palace is like this, and so are you.”

Song Qingshu could only smile bitterly. If Xiao Longnu wasn’t considered very beautiful, then there were probably only a handful of women in the world who could be called beautiful. However, Daiqisi had a point; after all, her beauty was no less than Xiao Longnu’s, so she was fully qualified to say such things.

“Hmm, what’s that delicious smell?” Song Qingshu wisely didn’t get into an argument with her over this issue and shifted his attention to the tray in her hand.

“A nearby farmer just lost a chicken, and I thought it would be a waste to throw it away, so I picked it up and made a pot of soup. If you’re not afraid I poisoned it, you can drink it,” Daiqisi said expressionlessly as she handed over the chicken soup.

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