MMORPG: Rise of the Peerless Pumpkinmancer

Chapter 397: Death Goddess Too?!



Chapter 397: Death Goddess Too?!

It glowed like the fucking sun…

Jack had hurriedly drawn the magical circle, but wouldn’t the dragon notice something that glowed so much?! Moon Moon couldn’t help but sweat:

“Woo?!” (Master, is that normal?!)

“Normal? No way! There’s nothing normal about this!”

By now, Jack wasn’t just struggling; he was losing so much HP to cast the spell that beads of dark blood kept escaping him. And yet he continued, overworking himself until…

[Established Concealment spell! Error: FAILURE!]

[Congrats, You’ve Fucked Up! ^_^v ]

“Moon Moon, watch…”

Jack ordered as he pointed at the magical wall covering the entire cave entrance, or rather at a small peephole in the middle of it!

“Watch, but not a sound…”

At this moment, Jack looked so solemn that he made the rocky cavernous walls look soft in comparison! Seeing this, Moon Moon nodded as he stared down the abyss.

And that’s when it happened…

— SPLASH! SPLASH! —

A volcanic eruption?! No, it was FAR worse!

A gigantic being with molten scales, cruel eyes as shiny as lighthouses, wings the size of an army, and an aura that screamed of a mythical creature. POWERFUL!

As the Dragon exploded out of the Lava below, Moon Moon felt it! Its fur stood up, its stomach churned, and it felt sick. H-How could anything be that scary?!

This… thing wasn’t something mortals could face!

[Pet Affected By Dragon’s Presence!]

[Pet Affected By Dragon’s Presence!]

[Pet Affected By Dragon’s Presence!]

[…. ?!?]

A warm hand changed everything.

Moon Moon’s mind was already shutting down when it suddenly felt it. The fear, the despair, the madness, the craziness? It was nothing compared to its master’s hand!

So what if it was a dragon?! So what if this thing felt invincible?! So what if it was a calamity on wings?! So what if it felt helpless? Jack was here!

[Pet Resisted?! Error! Error! Error!]

[Dragon’s Presence Shouldn’t—]

[Analyzing! Analyzing!]

As Jack gazed at his pet, he felt so damn proud. Back in another life, he had gone through countless trials to learn how to resist a Dragon’s Presence. And yet his little wolf…

’Woo!’ (You’re nothing!)

’Woo!’ (Master’s everything!)

’Woo!’ (You’re not even worth a pumpkin!)

It was already silently trash-talking the opponent. But just as things were going so well, it suddenly happened! The creature lazily moved its head, gazing straight at them!

That glowing magical circle? It could totally see it! It felt the fire in the cave. It felt the wild energy. And yet, it simply disregarded it. Elementals in a cave? Whatever!

[Spell Failed… But Worked?!]

[Pet Has Met the Creature’s Gaze!]

[Moon Moon Died! Enemy Status Revealed!]

┣ [Lv150] Young Fire Dragon, Volcanic King 🔥☠️ ┫

This was insanity! A single fleeting look from the behemoth had been enough to give Moon Moon a heart attack, and the bloody thing was about a kilometer down in the volcano!

As Moon Moon despawned, Jack was left alone in a very lonely cave, a self-deprecating smile on his lips. This was a motherfucking dragon, one that was already bored.

ROAR! ROAR! ROAR! SPLASH!

With mighty roars, it plunged back down in the lava!— and Jack instantly darted outside, the damn cave collapsing on his ass! This place was 200% a death trap!

That’s when the fighting resumed, a rock golem and fire elementals already ambushing him! Yet, seeing them all, Jack had no fear, only endless sighs…

“Bring it on, you fuckers! You want a hug? Hehe, SURE!”

And just like that, a crazy scene resumed in the infernal realm, a tiny human actively rushing after the creatures to hug them with a water pearl?!

Yet, a crazier scene was happening elsewhere…

A young wolf faced the goddess of death herself?! Yet, at this moment, she was the one bloody shaking?! As Moon Moon poured its heart out, she found herself blushing in shock.

“Woo!”

“Woo! Woo!”

“Woo! Woo! Woo!”

“Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo!”

People often cursed as they died. But NOT LIKE THIS!

At this moment, Moon Moon felt so ashamed. It had let its master down. It hadn’t even managed to fight the damn overgrown lizard. It had been killed from a glance?!

How embarrassing was that! It had failed its Master, and the shame turned into pure hate at that moment! But that didn’t mean that it would let itself succumb to it!

That’s when an orange wolf earnestly kneeled before a Death God. Many had done the same over the eons, but not like that. Never for a reason as pure as that!

“Woo!” (Please, help this useless little wolf!)

“Woo!” (I need to make him proud!)

“Woo!” (He’s my only family…)

As Moon Moon begged, the usually empty and boring death void was suddenly filled with so many emotions that it seemed to generate light?!

And for the first time, a shy and usually uncaring goddess found herself… crying?! She could relate to this wolf so damn much. Before ascending ages ago, she had been the same!

[Ding! A Certain Death Goddess has Agreed!]

[Dragon? What’s a Dragon? Let’s Train!]

[WARNING! WARNING! DANGER D—]

All she did was glare… yet the world ENDED!

All that remained in it were danger windows and a goddess so powerful that a slight serious glare was about to extinguish the poor wolf’s soul! Not that it would care!

“Woo!” (Annoying boxes! This wolf doesn’t have time!)

Moon Moon slapped the shiny floating system messages away, focused on that gaze, and fought with its life on the line. It would train until it could stand at its Master’s side!

Thus, in the Death Realm, utter madness continued, a literal goddess serving as a pet’s dedicated training companion?! Yet, the owner himself was far too busy to notice.

< Friendly Volcanic Elemental Lv 47! 🔥 >

< Friendly Volcanic Elemental Lv 47! 🔥 >

< Friendly Volcanic Elemental Lv 47! 🔥 >

“Goddammit, give me a break already!”

Jack was diligently hunting the elementals that kept throwing fireballs at him. In fact, at that moment, he just happened to be “flying” in the air to finish them when…

[Ding! Congratulations! You’ve made a Goddess Wet!]

[T-This?! New Title: Womanizer!]

What. The. Fuck?! The message came so goddamn out of the blue that he almost fell straight into the volcano, barely recovering by passing through elementals!

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“What the hell, Thanatos?!”

Did she enjoy seeing him suffer?! Even as he kept fighting, he’d sometimes raise his hand to the air as if cursing the Heavens!

“Just you wait. Next death, I’ll burn your ass! No, I’ll spank you till your cheeks take the shape of my hand! I’ll—” A certain System diligently blurred the rest… scared!

At the same moment, a certain goddess suddenly felt an influx of prayers from a certain chosen of hers. Wait, he’d do what?! T-This… that… even that?! 0_0

As she heard it all, she suddenly trembled… Those were all punishments, so why did they sound so wonderful?! Was it a reward for training Moon Moon? How had he even known?!

Then again, who was she kidding? It was HIM, of course he somehow knew!

That’s when she, who hadn’t spoken in forever, finally felt the need to…

Y̵͉̙̬̠̟̪̜̻̺̑o̸̱̻͕͗̈́̂͛ů̵̼̅̿̈́̈́̓́̄̃’̶̧͚̫͚̙̋̎̄̈́́̚̕͝͝ḷ̶̡͓͚̥̱̉̅͐ļ̵̥̱̰̆͂̊͗͂͌̎̑̚̚ ̵̧̂̊̍́̏̇̌͂͐͆W̸̝͌̔̍̏ȋ̵͓̱͓̱̥͙̘͇̑́͐̿͜͜s̴̨̛̲̲̓̄h̶̢̛͓̳̙̻̳̺̬̣́̎̾̍̄̊ͅ ̶̢͇̱̄̈̇̀͝F̵̨̧̙̯͔͔̤̣̯̯̈́̌͗͊͂̈́̕ò̷̪̪̤̳̹̘̣͓̖̐̐̍͂̈̐ŗ̸̯̟͎͓͖̟͈͈͌̈́̔̓̽ ̷̡̨̹͖̪̖̺̈̈́̐͊̕D̷̙͖̥̪͎̓̂̂̓̄͒̂͘ë̴͙̻͈̗̹͚̟̫̟̽́͂͑͆͋ǎ̵̛̰̹̜̳̤̱̟̤̼̗̾̉̚̕͠t̴̢̡̝̺͎̭̠̱̙̀͜h̸̢̨̝̜̞̘̠̔̽̉̇͝.̵̥̬͖̽̈̚͘͝ͅͅ.̸̗̦̤̪́̌́͝.̵̘͎͖̏́̈́͑̿͒͠͝

̶̬̊͆̓̌̓̇̓͊̎B̸̞̻̺͐̃̈́͌̐̌̈̕͜u̷̡̨̻̩̰̖̯̅͊̋t̵͇̦͎̏̅̾́̋ ̶͎̗͎̚Ĩ̶̱̮͎͉͂́͘͜͜ ̶̲͓͕̄͗͌̇̋̓͑̕͘͘S̴̮̟̐́̓̄͑h̴̡̡̪͙̘͇̄ã̶̬̺̦̜̣͕̓̍̈́̆̆̅͋̇͝n̶͇̜̟̗̐͂͗̐͆͗͂̚̚͝’̶̝̼̟̾̈́̑͜t̷̢̗͇͍̱͆̂́͂̋ ̷̛̳͔̱̤̹̣̣̻̔̑̀̊̀͑͊̂͜͝E̷̘̙̝͔̳͍̜̖̍̍͘͝͝v̶̱͎̪̘̒͐͌͠é̸̺̟̬͔͓̯̱̘̣͌͜ṛ̸͍͇͓̘̬̜̂̏̾́̇͌̍̍ ̸͖̔̓̈́̀̈́̂̕͝͝G̶̢͔̬̦̝̭̬̹̑̆̿́̾͆̚r̶̨͚͕͔͔̝̞̆̉̄͆̃̂͠͝ä̴̟ͅń̶̳̟̼̠̗̮͊ͅṫ̸̢̩̣̟͈͛͒̂̋̈̎̚̕͜͜ͅ ̷͚̳̩͕̫̬͖̦̎̀́͜I̷̺̫͚̤̜̲̻̒ṭ̸͚̈͗.̸̞͙͐͋̑̓̌̆͊̐̒̑.̷̹̉̍͂͂͊̅ͅ.̴͕̄̈́̈̆͊͋̿́̽̕

̸̛͓̦̭͓̝̟͖͍̀ͅÈ̵̡̧̘̺̜̜͎̓͜ͅͅt̶̬̻̺̝͚͐͗͠͝ͅe̴̛̘̬͐́̋͛̄͘͠͝r̸̨̲̺̼͔̯̣̥͌̉̿̑̇͘͘͜n̷͇̈́̚ẳ̸̢͕͍͔̯̩͓͉̏ͅl̶̨̧͍̩̦̻̜̒͑ ̶̣̖̹͕́̂̎̒̀́͒͆̏S̵̨̘̥̭̻͚̔͜͜ù̵̜̞̻̯̼͜f̵̢̺͍̌̒͗̈́́̎̒͑̀f̵͚͖̜͙̦͌́͆̈́̀̉̿̑̚͝e̴̱͓̼̟̗̒̕͘͝ŗ̶͚͈̫͍̀͆̃̓͋̑̎́͘i̴̭̪̻̘̤̔̅̓ņ̶̛̦̠̾̂̽͝ģ̴̞̟̘̙̠͕͇̬̽̐̋͝͠ ̴̢͚͕̳͂Á̸̮͉͉́͋͑͊͌͐͠w̵̢̰̝̼̻̖̼̒̐̄̓̑̓̃͜͜ͅa̸̢̡̨̧̡̰̗̘̍̀̔̋̓̑͐̕͝ͅi̵̢̪͇̥̫̟̽̐t̵̨̢̘̻͉̜̹̂ͅs̷̙͎̀̆͆̌͒͒̚ ̸̥͌̐̑̊̄̑̆̑ͅŶ̵͕̎͌̒̀͌̚͘ơ̸̢̻͈͉̣̭̰̻̦̒̏̒̂͛͆̎̓͘͜ü̶̲̳̘͚͖͍͔̻̬͋͜.̶̨̫̯̹̙̫̦̑̂̏̿̄̄.̷̢̦̮̥͈̦͒̇͑.̴̦̖̺͚̫̤̗̼͓͓͌̑̓͐̕͠͝

[T-This System Strongly Suggest Against Such Crazy Training as—]

S̶͎͚̘̮͕̣̠͕̱͛͛̄̒̑̄͒̀͐i̶̧̱͙͍̖̳̦͕͔̿ͅl̴̮̗̭̬̬̕e̴͍̭̙̯̲͉̦͖̝̰̿͆͗n̸̙̈̋̈́̓͑̐̓̕c̷̡̟̦̟̠̋̎̈́̎̃͑͛̅ȩ̷̺͉̫͚̦̣͍͇͛ͅ

“Woo!” 👊🔥🐺

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