MMORPG: Rise of the Peerless Pumpkinmancer

Chapter 407: Dragons are HUGE!



Chapter 407: Dragons are HUGE!

A titanic being of fiery death…

Just its status was terror-inducing, and yet seeing the real thing was FAR worse. This was a creature of brimstone and doom! ┣ [Lv150] Young Fire Dragon, Volcanic King πŸ”₯☠️ β”«

It was MASSIVE.

Claws big enough to eviscerate a castle.

Maw large enough to devour a mountain!

Scales larger and far sturdier than the UN.

Faced with this, the only proper reaction was to shit oneself promptly and hurriedly bow down. This THING was much more a god than a creature, and as it mightily roared itβ€”

“Shut up, both of you…”

W-What was this?! There was something wrong here!

As the tiny two-legged ape declared while swatting an invisible box away, even the dragon was at a loss for a second! But then it couldn’t help but erupt in a tyrannical laugh.

“MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!”

[A Certain Dragon is Amused!]

[A Certain Dragon Feel Playful!]

[A Certain Dragon Will Tear You Limb from Limbs!]

That’s when it began. There was no warning, there was no evil boss dialogue, there was nothing like that! No, there was only contempt. This was a DRAGON!

All it did was lazily wave a claw bigger than both combined, and that’s when it happened. RUMBLE! RUMBLE! RUMBLE! The very ground under their feet started transforming?!

“Fuck, DODGE!”

A geyser of fire erupted under their feet!

As master and pet rolled to avoid it, a certain little wolf felt its fur burn asunder. H-How?! It hadn’t even touched the flame directly! What madness was this?!

But they didn’t even have time to despair, fiery geysers erupting all over the place! This reminded of that one Fiery Heart back then… except this wasn’t burn damage but KO!

Even Jack couldn’t help but shiver as he felt it.

This power was so damn overwhelming!

And all this was merely its little claw?!

But there was something way more traumatizing. They hadn’t even been the actual target! No, all of this was merely collateral damage!

The ground cracked, lava overflowed, and out of nowhere there was now a lava river separating Jack and Moon Moon from the path they had come from!

Lava Side? β†’ Island Surrounded by Lava!

“Goddammit, I always wanted a private Island, but not like this!”

Not fucking like this! This was now the perfect playground for a certain Dragon that just couldn’t wait to play with its prey! This would be oh-so entertaining! πŸ‰πŸ”₯

It was, in fact, so perfect that…

Β­[Volcanic Arena Created!]

[Entertain This King, Mortal!]

[Alternative Mission, Die Painfully!]

What kind of nonsensical option was this?! Even the easygoing Moon Moon howled at the sky, feeling cheated. But then its eyes bulged with pure terror as the Dragon went…

π•΄π–™β€™π–˜ 𝕭𝕭𝕼 π–™π–Žπ–’…

π•»π–šπ–“π–ž π–’π–”π–—π–™π–†π–‘π–˜, π–‰π–†π–“π–ˆ 𝖋𝖔𝖗 𝖒!

π•­π–šπ–—π–“, π–˜π–Žπ–Ÿπ–Ÿπ–‘, 𝖆𝖓𝖉 π–“π–™π–—π–™π–†π–Žπ–“ 𝖒!

Barbecue time?! Oh god, that sounded BAD!

That’s when came a torrent of flames! So much of them that their entire vision turned bright red! Escape? There was none! This thing covered the entire Arena!

And yet, Moon Moon didn’t hesitate as it rushed under its master’s legs. Dying? This baddie dragon didn’t know who it was messing with! And just before impact…

< Legendary Water-Generating Pearl !πŸ’§ (Tainted) >

Jack activated it at the perfect time! To an external observer, he was suddenly engulfed by the flames, his body already reduced to charcoal. But then came all the smoke.

Why was there smoke?! No, actually, it wasn’t smoke but steam! And out of the steam cloud came a VERY vengeful little wolf!

“WOO!” (Barbecue’s OUR thing!)

“WOO!” (Take THIS!)

“WOO !”

That’s when th Little wolf fought fire with fire it directly sent flaming chicken back! With vibrant WHOOSH sounds they flew over, and targeted the gigantic creature!

Using flames against a Fire Dragon?! Had Moon Moon’s brain turned smooth from all the heat before? No, it was a smart wolf! At this moment, it replayed the scene in its fluffy head.

1. The Lava had flown out of the Lava

1. It had roared mightily at them

1. It had opened its eyes?!

Wouldn’t this mean that its eyes actually weren’t that resistant to Heat?! With a victorious wave of a fluffy paw, all the spells hit bulls-eye… or dragon eye in this case!

And that’s when an earth-shattering roar happened!

𝕹𝖔𝖔𝖔𝖔 𝖙𝖍 π–žπ–˜…π•Έπ–ž π–”π–“π–‘π–ž π–œπ–†π–π–“π–˜π–˜! π•³π–”π–œ π–‰π–Žπ–‰ π–žπ–”π–š π–π–“π–”π–œ?! 𝖂𝖍𝖔 𝖙𝖔𝖑𝖉 π–žπ–”π–š?!

With an earth-shattering, pained roar, the dragon tumbled backward, its humongous body creating a wave of lava toward them! At this rate, that wave alone would kill them!

[Congratulations! You Fucked Up!]

[Pompeii Reenactment Activated! β€” Or not!]

[Good Luck Defending! Turn Pain Down? Y/N?]

How insane! This place was the freaking worst! But then…

“Give up? Fuck you!” Eyes scanning the battlefield, Jack instantly understood what he “wasn’t supposed to do” and that something was MADNESS!

The previous geysers fracturing the volcanic floor and creating an island out of it? It had left a whole goddamn mess on the ground, and that included gigantic rock shrapnels!

Jack was like the most eager geologist, his eyes glowing at… rocks?! He even judged them all instantly: Too big, too small, way too large, this ONE!

“Moon Moon, right there!”

[Ding! Obtained Volcanic Shield!]

[Can Somewhat Resist Lava But….]

Was there a need to finish the sentence? Using this thing as a shield wouldn’t bloody work! Yet, that’s when, instead of recoiling, Jack charged headfirst at the wave?!

Then he….

“HANG ON!”

Deadly Lava Wave? Check!

Improvised Surf Board? Kinda?

Crazed madman and wolf? YES!!!

Go against it? This was akin to a natural disaster! As Jack jumped in the Lava volcanic Board first, he looked like a gigantic pebble skipping: that wouldn’t be enough!

“Now’s the time to use magic! ALL OUT!”

“WOO!” (Wolf Power!)

Moon Moon started throwing one fiery chicken after the other behind, their board suddenly accelerating. And then a second later it got worse, as it actually started riding the wave!

Surfing… while cooked alive?!

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Yet they kept going!

This… what the hell was this?!

[Analyzing! Analyzing! Analyzing!]

[This Should Be… Surfing?! Host is Strange!]

[Who Goes Surfing in a Volcano?! N-NEW SKILLβ€”]

And the System wasn’t the only one feeling that this was utterly strange. A few fire elementals VERY far away stared at the scene with so much shock that some died?!

First, this duo had challenged the overlord of this place, then they had taken lava to the face, yet even then, they were still alive?! What kind of ridiculous concept was this?!

Even the little wolf could barely believe its eyes, to be honest…

“Woo!” (Master, we took down a dragon!)

“Woo!” (AH?! But it’s in the lava!)

“Woo?!” (The meat’s gone!)

Hearing this, Jack couldn’t help but give a self-deprecating smile. Gone, it wasn’t gone at all! In fact, the lava billowed under them, a gigantic shadow moving inside.

[Ding! Dragon Has Returned! Good Luck ^_^v!]

“MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!”

It popped out, laughing. As for the damage to its eyes, what damage?

“Woo?!” (Master, it healed its eye?! How?! But now we know where to aim!)

“Do we now?” Jack couldn’t help but sigh as he sent a similar flame attack straight at the target. But this time, instead of screaming murder, the creature didn’t even blink.

The fireball landed straight on the eyeball…

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“Woo?!” (Impossible?!)

“You’re right. Dragons early game really are impossible. Still, I don’t intend to give up. We just need an opening! Survive as long as possible as it toys with us.”

As for what would happen? Even Jack didn’t know, but at this moment, the creature’s playful grin looked very demonic!

[A Certain Dragon Wonders How Tasty Your Flesh!]

[A Certain Dragon Can’t Wait for the Despair!]

[A Certain Dragon Will Have You Beg!]

Fuck! Jack couldn’t help but gulp…

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[A/N] PTSD Tier Filled! (2/4) πŸ‰πŸ”₯


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