NOVGO.NET Chapter 455 - 12th Legion Idiots!
Chapter 455: 12th Legion Idiots!
The 12th Legion was a joke…
Many spectators just couldn’t stop laughing.
Was this a Legion? No, they were idiots at best. Instead of preparing like the other Legions they had mindlessly rushed out of their base, and now they were about to be wiped out!
It looked a bit like this…
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“ROAR!”
“I’m sowwy, forgive me!”
“ROAR! ROAR! ROAR! ROAR!”
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“Stop chasing me!”
“GAO! GAO! GAO! GAO!”
“I swear I’m not tasty. Go away!”
ε=ε=┏( >_<)┛
“My Lord, saaaave me!”
“Squeek! Squeek! Squeek!”
“Noooo! Please leave me alone!”
Was the last one running from a rodent?! A few mad lads that had placed bets on the 12th legion suddenly felt like digging themselves into the ground! So much for crazy odds.
From that point onward, it was more accurate to say that 11 Legions would fight for supremacy. And they couldn’t wait for the first confrontation to happen!
In fact, one seemed right around the corner!
“Ah, everyone, look!”
“The 11th Legion and the 2nd Legion?!”
“This ought to be good! Watch attentively!”
The 11th Legion was the most warlike and had focused its efforts on mobile attack units that would let them dominate the Wildlands.
As for the 2nd Legion, they were clearly outnumbered here. And yet they didn’t falter one bit even as they saw the enemy, instead taking defensive positions!
200 Attackers VS 80 Defenders
200 Bloodthirsty Lizards VS 80 Steel-like lizards
200 Creating a Spearhead Formation VS 80 Turtling Up!
At this moment, all held their breaths, the silence before the storm explosive! Then, as if bombs going off, the madness started.
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“CHARGE!!!”
“HOLD THE LINE!!!”
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“CRUSH THEIR SKULLS!”
“SHOW THEM OUR POWER!”
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“DON’T LET A SINGLE ONE LIVE!”
“STALL! OUR BROTHERS ARE COMING!”
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It was already a shitshow! And as the attackers crashed into the defenders, it got worse! So much blood flowed that it would have been perfect for a Roombot advert!
As for the spectators, they were at the edge of their seats…
“The 2nd Legion’s so doomed!”
“Maybe not, reinforcements are coming!”
“It’s still 200 to 80. You try and defend like this!”
Many couldn’t help but play experts as they happily commented on the fight! Yet, with the deaths piling up, a certain old spectator sighed profoundly.
“Stupid. Both Legions will suffer. It’s way too early to fight right now. They’ll just stack up deaths, be weaker, and other Legions will exploit this.”
Many gasped, suddenly feeling enlightened, only for their enlightenment to be completely shattered a second afterward as a younger voice resounded this time.
“Stupid, is it? Loses don’t matter, Old Scale. The 11th Legion won’t only defeat the 2nd Legion but enslave them and use them to bolster their numbers! Win one, win ALL!”
This wouldn’t just be as simple as getting a few additional soldiers either, but they’d have a crushing psychological advantage over the opponents if they could enslave THAT early!
But just as the previous voice seemed uncontested…
“Wrong. Both Legions are doomed.”
Another protest?! What kind of analysis would it be this time?! Hell, the debate happening in the Spectator stands was almost as heated as the Lizards killing each other on screen!
This time, the one who spoke was a “friendly” lizard. Under the crowd’s inquisitive gaze, he gave a small chuckle as he explained his reasoning.
“It’s simple. They’re not the 12th Legion.”
Pfft— What a clown! Many laughed as they refocused on the screens. By now, the 2nd Legion’s defenses had been breached! All they could do was fall back inward as many fell.
First perimeter? Annihilated!
Second perimeter! Shattered!
Third Perimeter: this was their last!
Despair flashed across their eyes. Out of the original 80, 50 remained, but soon that number would be zero! As for the enemies they had killed? It was a mere 10!
They had lost the fight and possibly the war! What kind of bad luck was this?! They felt like crying, already begging Scaly to save them!
Something answered, just not scaly…
Even while they were being slaughtered, they couldn’t help but freeze as something appeared on the horizon. What the fuck was that?! Were those monsters?!
By now, the 11th Legion was hearing it too….
“ROAR! ROAR! ROAR! ROAR! ROAR!”
“GAO! GAO! GAO! GAO! GAO!”
“Squeek! Squeek! Squeek!”
What the actual fuck?!
First, they saw the giant monsters, but then they noticed the tiny silhouettes leading them. No, leading was too nice… they were running for their goddamn lives while crying!
While everyone had been preparing and scheming, the 12th Legion had been running for their lives, and they still fucking were! As for where they were running…
“Holy shit! They’ll collide with the 11th and the 2nd Legion!”
“What kind of insane coincidence is this?!”
“Hehe, coincidence? I think not!”
The last one to comment was a certain “friendly” lizard who simply pointed at the screen, the 12th Legion members clearly bolting for the battlefield without a second thought!
As the fighters, they suddenly felt so goddamn bad!
“11th Legion fall back! We retreat!”
“What?! They’re almost dead!”
“Can’t you bloody hear?!”
The 11th Legion could already see victory in their grasp, and yet they were about to leave it all because of monsters? Talk about unfair! But then it took a crazy and gory turn!
The Second Legion commander suddenly went crazy:
“Leaving so soon? No way, FRIENDS!”
“Men, grab those bastards!”
“Hug them if you have to!”
What insanity was this?! The overbearing and domineering 11th Legion suddenly found their opponents throwing themselves at them just to slow them?!
“BASTARD, DO YOU THINK NOW’S THE FUCKING TIME?!”
It was precisely the time! That’s when a show that truly fit the “Lizardgeddon” began. Monsters chasing the 12th Legion members, right into the battlefield!
Monsters trampled lizards indiscriminately, eager to devour the tiny bastards that had kept annoying them all this time! But then, they suddenly came back to their senses.
“ROAR?”
“GAO?????”
“SQUEEK?!!!”
Why would they keep chasing when there was so much more food to be had here?! This thing wasn’t just dinner. It was an entire buffet! And thus, the true massacre began.
Lizards killing one another? It was bloody, but that was it. As the beasts began devouring, limbs were crushed, heads were swallowed, and bodies exploded!
Hunting? Who was hunting who now? As everyone was either busy dying or staring shellshocked, a distant white lizard couldn’t help but chuckle lowly.
“Now, that’s what I call hunting…”
[A Certain Lizardgeddon is Ruined!]
[Hunting?! This is a One-Sided Massacre!]
[If This is Hunting, This System is a Chatbot!]
“Chatbot? Good, you have some self-awareness. Also, what do you mean by ruined Lizardgeddon? We’re only getting started, you know.” Jack shrugged.
To him, this was simply step one, but to the 11th and 2nd Legion, this was the Apocalypse. The 11th Legion, especially, was crying rivers of blood.
“What the hell did we do to deserve this?!”
Out of the 200, there were only 97 left. One had to know that the 2nd Legion had killed maybe 15 of them, a whole 88 falling to a couple of lizards baiting monsters?!
But just as their leader was seething fire, one of their members suddenly approached with incredible resolve flaring in his eyes. “Sir, we need to take revenge!”
“Revenge? Against who… the monsters?”
“No, the lizards! I know who they are!”
“You do?! Fuck those bastards!”
Just like that, the despondent lizards had managed to regain morale! And at this moment, they instead marched resolutely! “Fourth Legion, you better wash your neck!”
This was the moment many spectators fell off their seats. Fourth Legion? What the hell? It was obviously the 12th Legion! Yet, a replay later, they understood.
A weak 12th Legion member crying as he ran.
“Please don’t eat me! My fourth Legion’s not tasty at all! You better eat those guys instead!” What in the slandering hell was this?! But they weren’t the only ones shell-shocked.
Somewhere else in the trial, a certain 2nd Legion commander started trembling, not believing his ears. “WHAT?! Our advanced unit all died?! All 80 of them at once?!”
“Actually, Sir, 3 survived, but the others are all gone!”
“Gone? You already told me they were dead!”
“No, Sir. Even their corpses disappeared!!!”
What in the seven hells?! 0_0
But little did he know that Jack was merely getting started. No, at this moment, he was about to go all in! So all in that even he couldn’t help but give a wry smile.
Would he survive this? He wasn’t sure…