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Chapter 934: Chapter 918: Can You Not Be So Dirty?

Chapter 934: Chapter 918: Can You Not Be So Dirty?

Tang Sisi was holding Little Bean, who was dutifully sipping on his sugar water.

Little Bean was getting cuter and more beautiful as he grew, with increasingly pronounced bushy eyebrows and large eyes, looking just like Wang Zitan.

He was also taller than most children his age.

Although he was said to be the ugliest child in the hospital when he was younger, it didn’t matter.

As long as he grew up to be as tall and handsome as his father, he wouldn’t have to worry about finding a wife.

Tang Sisi kissed her son’s little face, and Little Bean dutifully smeared his mother’s face with saliva.

“Come on, drink some more.”

Tang Sisi shook the bottle and placed it back into her son’s small hands.

Delighted, Little Bean grabbed the bottle with both hands and began to drink,

when suddenly, there was a ‘pfft’ sound.

Instantly, Tang Sisi smelled something indescribably awful.

Little Bean looked innocently at his mother with large eyes.

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Completely unaware that he had done something rather ungraceful, as a proper little noble, impeccably dressed and with such bushy eyebrows and big eyes, couldn’t he avoid farting so blatantly?

With another ‘pfft,’ Little Bean farted again, and the stench was awful.

Tang Sisi was stunned for a long moment before finally understanding what her sister meant.

It was just Little Bean farting.

Like playing a drum, one fart followed another, nearly asphyxiating his mother, yet the boy seemed to find it amusing, occasionally shaking his bottle and releasing more farts.

Tears of laughter streamed down Tang Sisi’s face.

That’s right, she took out her phone and recorded Little Bean’s antics, burned the video onto a CD, and saved it carefully to show him when he grows up, so he knows what ‘good deeds’ he did as a child.

Little Bean had no idea how unamused he would be when he grew up and his mother presented these to him, especially since by then he would be a well-known figure in Beijing, yet burdened with such a dark piece of history.

Tang Sisi recorded with glee, “Hmm, let out another one, let Dad hear.

Our Little Bean is really incredible, even his farts are louder than average people’s.”

Little Bean, too, turned his face red trying to hold it in, letting out fart sounds like little cannon shots every so often.

Tang Sisi kept filming, truly impressed by her son’s exceptional ability, as even his farts seemed to stand out from the rest.

But her laughter was short-lived.

Holding the phone in one hand, her face soon turned to one of shock.

“Mom, Mom…”

She suddenly cried out loud, startling Zhang Xiangcao outside.

Fearing that her dear grandson had met with some mishap, she hurriedly ran inside only to be stunned by the sight before her.

There was Tang Sisi, holding Little Bean aloft, the child still grasping the milk bottle, while Tang Sisi herself was covered in what Little Bean had expelled, and it was on the floor too.

Despite being held up like that, Little Bean was still going.

“Mom…”

Tang Sisi was in tears.

Could it be any dirtier?

Zhang Xiangcao was also scared out of her wits.

She hurried over, carefully avoiding the “minefield,” and then reached out to pick up Little Bean.

The state of Tang Sisi was simply too dreadful to witness.

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She suddenly screamed and ran out.

After she ran out, she gave everyone outside a huge fright.

What happened?

Did she fall into the toilet?

How did she end up looking like this?

Zhang Xiangcao was like holding a little bomb, carrying Little Bean out of there.

She quickly asked Tang Zhijun to help clean up their grandson’s mess.

As his own grandfather, he wouldn’t feel disgusted by it.

As for Tang Sisi, she was practically going insane.

She didn’t know how to take off her clothes, and when she finally managed to, she almost scrubbed a layer of skin off her body.

As for the clothes, they were a lost cause – completely covered in Little Bean’s mess.

Even if they were washed, she would never wear them again; she was truly afraid she wouldn’t be able to eat.

Not until she had almost truly scrubbed a layer of skin off her body did she come out, but she still felt like crying.

Meanwhile, Little Bean had been washed clean by his loving grandparents.

They wouldn’t mind – after all, he was a very clean child, and had not dirtied himself much.

It was his mother who got all the mess on her.

Why did his mother have to do such a silly thing as to insist on hearing a child fart?

Well, now she got more than she bargained for – not only did she hear her son fart, but she also witnessed the gold rush.

Little Bean was tidied up by his grandmother, his chubby little cheeks making him incredibly adorable, especially since the younger the child, the more endearing they are.

Yet, Tang Sisi felt like crying.

Now, she was afraid to hold her son.

What if he had another accident on her?

By the time Tang Yuxin woke up, it was already the afternoon.

“Yuxin, you’re awake, hurry and eat, we’ve kept some food for you.”

Seeing that Tang Yuxin had woken up, Zhang Xiangcao quickly went to the kitchen to bring out the dishes that had been kept warm for her.

These were all specially made by Zhang Xiangcao, all Tang Yuxin’s favorites, especially the stir-fried chicken egg dish, which was just like what she used to eat back in Li Tang Village.

Li Tang Village’s chickens were also home-raised, and their eggs were much tastier than those bought outside.

The eggs they ate now were also from their own chickens, all natural and free from pollution, a favorite of the children and of Tang Yuxin herself.

Tang Yuxin hadn’t eaten Zhang Xiangcao’s cooking in a long time.

Since Zhang Xiangcao moved in with Tang Sisi, she hadn’t come back for quite a while.

“Auntie, when are you coming back?”

Tang Yuxin really wanted Zhang Xiangcao to come back to live with them.

She had grown up eating Zhang Xiangcao’s cooking and was not used to anyone else’s.

She just wanted to eat the food her auntie cooked.

“Mmm, I’ll move back in a few days.”

Zhang Xiangcao also liked it here, with Chengcheng and the two children all present.

She didn’t trust anyone else’s cooking.

As for staying at her daughter’s, staying too long wasn’t appropriate, and besides, she rarely got to hold Little Bean.

This time, she went because her father was unwell, so she stayed to look after him, but would you believe it?

Seemingly afraid someone would steal his grandson, he got better in no time, completely better.

So she was pretty much sent away, but she had already discussed it with Tang Zhijun; they would return in a few days.

Brothers Tang Suonian and Tang Zhijun had always lived together since they were young; she couldn’t just separate them now.

Li Tang Village’s rules were exactly like this.

Even when the brothers built houses, they built them next to one another, never too far apart – otherwise, they’d become strangers to each other.