We Agreed On Experiencing Life, So Why Did You Immortals Become Real?

“Master, Master… a letter from Senior Brother!”

At Ten Thousand Dao Sect’s Karma Blood Peak, Yu Yunwei ran into her master’s courtyard holding a letter.

“That boy actually remembered to write us? Let me see.” Xue Kui yawned and took the letter Yu Yunwei handed her.

“Master, what did Senior Brother write?” Yu Yunwei asked curiously.

“Your senior brother says he’s doing well now and tells us not to worry. He also says you and Sili should get along well and not throw tantrums. Most importantly, he says you shouldn’t keep watching me, and if I want to drink, you must let me drink. Then he says you should buy me more erotic pictures to relieve my boredom.”

Xue Kui spoke complete nonsense with a straight face.

Hearing her master’s words, Yu Yunwei didn’t believe her at all.

She directly snatched the letter from her master’s hand and read it herself, “Master is lying! Senior Brother clearly told me to supervise Master, to make sure Master doesn’t drink too much alcohol, and to make Master read more normal books!”

“Tsk, your senior brother really does like to meddle.” Xue Kui turned her head away and complained.

“Oh right.” Xue Kui seemed to remember something and handed a letter to Yu Yunwei, “Look at this, today’s latest edition of the Hundred Affairs Scroll. It has news about your senior brother.”

Hearing that the latest Hundred Affairs Scroll was out, Yu Yunwei quickly took it and carefully looked through it.

The Hundred Affairs Scroll was something compiled by the Western Region’s Mountain and Sea Sect, collecting major events happening throughout the Western Region.

It was generally published once every two years.

The last time Yu Yunwei saw the Hundred Affairs Scroll, she learned that her senior brother had obtained Hundun, one of the Four Great Fierce Beasts of antiquity, through the Hundun secret realm.

Yu Yunwei had been happy for Xiao Mo for quite a while then but this time, the more Yu Yunwei read, the worse her expression became, even carrying some anger.

“These people, what right do they have to say such things about my senior brother! Rumors! All rumors! I’m going to kill them all!”

Yu Yunwei angrily slapped the letter on the table, her chest heaving violently, looking exactly like an angry little hen.

“What news made you this angry?”

Xue Kui took the Hundred Affairs Scroll.

Looking at the large section reporting news about Xiao Mo in the Hundred Affairs Scroll, Xue Kui’s eyes also blinked rapidly several times, somewhat dazed—

“Western Region Mad Demon?”

“The future number one person of the Western Region?”

“A demon who kills without blinking, who must drink the fresh blood of hundreds every day?”

“Hahahaha…” Reading on, Xue Kui laughed until she swayed back and forth, tears even coming out from laughter, “When did this guy’s reputation become so bad? How is he even more like a demon than me? Hahaha…”

“Master…” Yu Yunwei lightly bit her thin lips with her white teeth.

“Alright, alright, wait, I haven’t finished reading yet.”

Xue Kui flicked her disciple’s forehead and continued reading.

“Oh, this boy’s not bad. I didn’t expect he’s already at the Jade Simplicity realm.”

“Hm? He’s annihilated fifty demonic sects in these two years? Not bad.”

“He’s killed five or six at the Immortal realm? Good, good, he’s got something.”

“Spending every night in pleasure with that female monk? Interesting~”

“This is definitely all fake!” Yu Yunwei suddenly snatched the Hundred Affairs Scroll from her master’s hands, saying irritably, “Senior Brother isn’t that kind of person.”

“What? Jealous?” Xue Kui looked at her disciple with interest.

“No.” Yu Yunwei turned her head away.

“Still saying no.” Xue Kui tapped Yu Yunwei’s forehead, “When that little girl with yin-yang eyes came, you were already a bit jealous. When Sili came to Karma Blood Peak and said she was your senior brother’s person, you almost fought with her.”

“Master… I’m not talking to you anymore…” Yu Yunwei’s cheeks flushed slightly as her small hands gripped her skirt hem and she turned around.

“Alright, alright.” Xue Kui said with a smile, “Don’t worry. Your senior brother is very dull and has no interest in women. He only thinks about cultivation. When he comes back, how about I play matchmaker for you two?”

“Play matchmaker?” Yu Yunwei froze for a moment, then her mind conjured up scenes of herself wearing wedding clothes, performing the wedding ceremony with Senior Brother, entering the bridal chamber.

Before she knew it, the blush on Yu Yunwei’s cheeks had spread to her collarbone, and a few wisps of white smoke even emerged from her head.

“Master, don’t talk nonsense… this one and Senior Brother… oh my…” Yu Yunwei ran out shyly, looking very happy.

“This pair of senior brother and junior sister…”

Xue Kui looked at her disciple’s back and couldn’t help but shake her head but this way was also quite good.

At least after she left, the two of them could keep each other company and wouldn’t be lonely.

Xue Kui continued looking at the Hundred Affairs Scroll in her hands, learning about other major events in the Western Region.

Most of the events from these two years were focused on Xiao Mo.

For example, because Xiao Mo had been too rampant recently and would annihilate other sects from time to time, he had made quite a few enemies.

Many sect cultivators had already formed something called the “Demon Subjugation Alliance” and were discussing how to crusade against Xiao Mo.

Previously, Imperial Beast Sect had taken the lead in forming an alliance to kill Xiao Mo, but because the cost was too high, it had temporarily fizzled out but now, those demonic sects that had offended Xiao Mo discovered that even if they let things drop, Xiao Mo had no intention of letting them off.

Those annihilated demonic sects were the best proof.

So they decided that rather than wait for Xiao Mo to annihilate them in the future, they might as well take the initiative to strike first.

Regarding this, Xue Kui didn’t really care.

As long as Ascension realm cultivators didn’t make a move, that boy would be fine.

“However, I may need to knock some sense into some old things. Otherwise, those old things will really think my disciple has no one backing him.”

Xue Kui decided she would need to go out for a trip at that time.

Otherwise, if she as his master didn’t do anything, she would have too little presence.

“Hm?”

Just as Xue Kui continued reading the Mountain and Sea Scroll, her brow couldn’t help but furrow.

Xue Kui quickly stood up, took out a writing brush, dipped it in ink, and marked things on the Hundred Affairs Scroll. Then she also took out previous editions of the Hundred Affairs Scroll and searched for similar news.

“Could it be…”

Looking at the various locations she had marked out, Xue Kui grabbed the Hundred Affairs Scroll and hurriedly flew out of Karma Blood Peak.

In a courtyard of the Spirit Treasure Pavilion, after laboring at the weapon forging pool for a long time, Qing Yuan bathed in the spirit spring, washed away the sweat from her body, changed into clean clothes, and just as she was about to return to her room to rest, she sensed a familiar aura flying toward her.

Qing Yuan sighed and helplessly turned around. Xue Kui happened to fly into Qing Yuan’s courtyard, “Fairy Xue Kui, may I ask what business you have?”

Qing Yuan said irritably.

Does this girl know how exhausting it’s been for me to forge her sword day and night these past few years?

“Qing Yuan!”

Xue Kui grabbed Qing Yuan’s small hand, her expression excited.

“I’ve found Master!”