Guide to raise my cutie husbands

The next day when Shen Li woke up, he found that his waist was about to break in half. He felt like he had been nourished thoroughly to the point that it would be a surprise if he didn’t get pregnant again.

“Mother! Again, throw Qi Qi up again!”

“Me –Me too!”

When Shen Li heard the voices of his sons, he panicked, and he immediately dressed up before rushing out of the room. What did his son mean by throwing him up? What was his wife doing?

Thus, even though his waist was aching like he had dragged ten cows last night, he still rushed out.

“What—what is this?” he stammered when he saw the thing that was sitting in the backyard.

“Oh, you are awake,” Yu Dong looked up and smiled at her husband. She pointed at the slide that she had made when she was missing the kids and said to Shen Li, “This is a slide and that is an inflatable playground. I found it buried somewhere so I took it for the kids to play.”

This originally belonged to her brothers but since they couldn’t play with it anymore, she might as well leave it in the hands of sons.

She walked over and kissed Shen Li on the lips, causing him to blush even harder. He pushed her away and muttered, “Can you not? The kids are watching.”

“Let them watch then,” She then turned to look at her sons with a smile in her eyes, who were not even three years old and said to them, “You two, only marry the person with whom you think you can be free and show affection in both public and private. Don’t even think about acting like a scumbag or else I will hang you two upside down!”

Yu Ziqi and Yu Ze An stiffened and nodded. Even though they were young, these words of their mother embedded deep in their hearts.

If only Yu Dong knew the trouble that she had incited, then she would have never said those words.

**

“MOTHER!”

A mer as beautiful as Xiao Hua rushed inside the house; though Yu Yaoyao was sixteen years old, he was still as charming as his daddy when he was young.

“Oh, he is here again.” Xiao Hua, who still looked charming despite being in his forties, looked at his son and chuckled lightly.

After Yu Dong returned from the war, Xiao Hua wasted no time in marrying her. He didn’t care for the perfect wedding and only wished to marry Yu Dong as soon as possible.

Fortunately, Yu Dong had already made enough preparations for their wedding; thus, even though their wedding was rushed, they still got married in a grand manner.

And Xiao Hua, who couldn’t wait to carry Yu Dong’s child, missed all kinds of precautions until he gave birth to a mer, a daughter and a son.

Yu Dong raised her head and looked at her youngest mer son and felt her brows twitch. She really did not wish to deal with this again.

“Mother—”

“It’s a no,” Yu Dong rejected the mer brutally, causing her mer husbands to hide their smiles.

Yu Yaoyao’s beautiful eyes widened as he looked at his mother and questioned, “But why! I really like him. It was you who said that we shouldn’t be scumbags, mother!”

Yu Dong felt her head throb. If she had known that her sons would teach those things to her other children, she would have never taught them that lesson.

All these years and she still regretted it very much!

“I know what I said but I never asked you to change your preference every third day!” Yu Dong rubbed her forehead and stated, “Even though her majesty had given mer equal rights, do you even realise how many women and men you have liked till now? You are about to create a harem that is bigger than her majesty’s!”

Her words tickled her mer husbands, who burst into a fit of laughter.

“You think this is funny!” Yu Dong turned around and glared at her husbands feeling annoyed. “You all have spoiled these brats. None of them let me have a day of peace!”

When she thought about how her kids had been raised by these mers to pierce the sky, she couldn’t help but grind her teeth in anger.

Have kids, they said! They would support you in old age, they said! As if!

While her brother was snatched away by that Lang Ru, who didn’t even wait for a year after she became an official, her Yu Jin was snatched away by that Mu Ran!

She couldn’t even digest the marriage of her brother when her oldest was taken away by that rotten merchant.

What was good about that snake’s money? Was her money not good enough? So what if Mu Ran became the imperial merchant? She was still a baby compared to her!

Just because that girl was sneaky and snuck to see her son behind her back, Yu Dong was still recovering from that wound!

She couldn’t believe that the girl she taught snatched her son. Betrayal of trust!

That girl was a snake! Her first daughter-in-law was a snake!

And if she were to start with the second one—

Yu Dong’s eyes lit up with anger when she thought about how Princess Xien actually sent an imperial decree to marry Yu Mingzhou.

Her little Bo Bo!

If not for the fact that her little son liked that lizard, she would have rebelled.

As if the betrayal of her mer sons were not enough, Yu Chunxiang went to the sea! Yu Dong didn’t even know when was the last time she saw her daughter.

Even the daughters that she had with Sun Jie went along with that rebellious girl and she had not seen them for more than three years; if not for the fact that her three sons were hiding where they went, she would have skinned them alive.

“You are just being a baby,” Shen Li fanned himself as he fed pieces of watermelon to their third son, who was only six years old. “If we left it in your hands, our mer sons would have never married.”

“Then let them not be married! Is there something wrong with staying at home?” Yu Dong snapped. She then said, “Isn’t Yu Zinhe not doing well while running the pharmacy?” She spoke of her second son with Shen Li before turning to look at Sun Jie, “And isn’t Chengyan doing well? Last I heard, he was having fun at the toy shop that I opened for him?”

Sun Jie didn’t say anything; he simply glanced at Shen Li, who rolled his eyes and said to Yu Dong, “Stop dragging Jie Jie into this matter; you know he will agree to anything that you say.”

“Because I am right!”

“No, because he admires you the most!”

Yu Dong opened her mouth but didn’t say anything and simply snorted.

Just then Yu Lianghan returned with his brothers and sister and looked at the sullen expression of his mother and questioned, “What’s the matter, mother?”

“Ask your good brother and daddy!” Yu Dong snorted as she glared at Xiao Hua as if it was his fault that

Xiao Hua raised his hands in the air and commented, “Don’t go blaming this on me.”

He then turned to look at his son, who seemed confused before saying, “Your brother has picked up another lackey whom he wants to marry.”

“He is not marrying anyone!”

“Yes, yes, he is not,” Xiao Hua coaxed his wife before turning to his mer son, who was pouting. “Yaoyao, you saw it right? Your mother is not willing to marry you —” Before he could finish speaking, Yu Yaoyao exploded.

“I hate you, mother!”

Yu Dong: “…” My heart!!!!