Chapter 403: Volcano? Ice Age!
Chapter 403: Volcano? Ice Age!
— ROAR! ROAR! ROAR! —
It was time for the greatest hunt!
Jack could feel it; this wolf of his was different!
At that moment, Demon King and Pet hurriedly threw themselves into a nearby cave just as the enemy Dragon was spawning! Then Jack proceeded to draw the same Aura Concealment Array.
The runes took effect, the elemental-like wall appeared, glowing even more than a bald god’s head, and then it was finally the moment of truth, for an amazing instant the world seemed to still.
[Pet Affected By Dragon’s Presence!]
[Pet Affected By Dragon’s Presence!]
[Pet Affected By Dragon’s Presence!]
[…. ?!?]
[Pet Has Met the Creature’s Gaze!]
[Invincible Wolf Heart Passive Activating!]
[Moon Moon Resisted! ERROR ERROR! ERROR!]
Once more, it was merely a fleeting glance from the dragon, one that barely saw their elemental-like energy and disregarded it, for they were too weak for it.
But it didn’t matter, the little wolf had survived! It had survived such a crazy difference in power! It was truly massive!
┣ [Lv150] Young Fire Dragon, Volcanic King 🔥☠️ ┫
VS
┣ [Lv45] Young Unholy Beast, Demonic King 🐺🔥☠️ ┫
Did Moon Moon have a Boss-Like Status? Not really, but as the two shared a look, they could almost see it, that and a future conquering the world together!
The little wolf especially vividly pictured it as tears exploded over it. With this, it could keep following its master. This was the proof that all training had served a purpose!
It was so fucking glad! It could never have guessed that it would actually succeed! It could have never…
“Hey, I always believed in you!”
“WOO!” (Yes, MASTER!)
As the two stared at one another, it was a beautiful moment of— Who the fuck were they kidding?! As soon as the Dragon retreated, their cave bloody gave in, trying to bury them alive! “RUUNNNNNN!” And then came all the elementals.
Luckily, this was nothing new. Jack looked at them as if old friends, chuckling at their pathetic attempts at throwing fireballs! Besides, now wasn’t the time to face them.
“Here’s the plan. Now that you can resist the Dragon’s pressure, we GTFO, get a well-deserved nap, and then re-challenge it ASAP!”
“Woo!” (This wolf is READY!)
To fight or to nap? Jack couldn’t help but give a wry smile. “System, Surrender the Inst— Wait, what?!” He had just been about to finish his sentence when he suddenly froze.
Jack suddenly watched the lava below, panicked…
[Ding! Successfully Noticed the Curse!]
[Dragon’s Presence Has Affected You Both!]
[Running Away Will Grant Coward’s Debuff!]
As soon as Jack saw that, his blood utterly chilled.
Was a Coward’s Debuff that big a deal? No! All it did was lower stats for a bit and increase the time before one could reenter an instance.
Except in this case, it would be catastrophic! Unable to enter the instance? What if the Heat in Timber City finally reached critical levels while they were jerking outside?!
Timber City? → DESTROYED!
City Destroyed on his Watch? → Suspicious AF!
That with that Lord Silver Lurking? → Precarious Situation!
Still, it couldn’t have come at a worse time. As Jack gazed at the lava, he couldn’t help but frown endlessly. He had progressed a bit alone, but it would still take a while.
“Fuck! Change of plan. We’re seeing this through the end!”
“WOO?!” (Master, our goal is the lava?)
“Yes, and we’re still so far…”
“Woo!”
Hehe, his pet was so damn right! So what if they were still far? So what if there were countless elementals? So what if there were even more traps? They wouldn’t give up!
And that is when started a descent toward MADNESS!
[Ding! Warning! Warning! Been Gaming for—]
[Temperature Rising! You Could See Mirages And—]
[Incredibly Taxing Mentally! Please Take a Break, Alrea—]
The fiery heat. The constant harassment from monsters. The path being more dangerous than a cheap STD-ridden hooker, and the Dragon coming over and over and over and ov—
ROAR! ROAR! ROAR! ROAR! ROAR! By now, the creature had long realized that weird elementals were scaling down the volcano. Why? It didn’t know, nor did it care.
The two weird elementals had probably gained sentience?
They were probably coming to pay their respect!
As for being worried? There was no need to be!
In fact, the one dying at the moment was actually Jack! Sleep deprivation coupled with feeling like a pig in the oven and Dragon jump-scares?! This was the Ultimate Torture!
And the more they went down, and the worse it got…
[⚠️🔥 Warning! Heat has Increased!🔥⚠]
[⚠️🔥 Warning! Heat has Increased!🔥⚠]
[⚠️🔥 Warning! Heat has Increased!🔥⚠]
— ROAR! ROAR! ROAR! —
One such dragon jump-scare later…
Woo?! (Master, you’re coughing blood?! Are you alright?)
“Yes, just watch me for a second! I’ll be right back!” Amidst his little wolf concern, Jack’s body suddenly flopped to the ground, DEAD— or so it seemed!
But seeing this, the little wolf didn’t panic as it grabbed its Master in its maw: this was just like back in the Iceland Trial! Was his Master affected by the Eternal Slumber again?
It wasn’t sure, but it would protect him!
“WOO!” (Bring it on, you bastards! Let’s DIE TOGETHER!)
[ERROR ERROR! Successfully Intimidated Fire Elementals]
[Ding! Intimidated the Demons of the Corrupted Pearl!]
[A Certain Rock Elemental Trembles in the Back!]
Would they stay scared for long? Definitely not! But that didn’t matter one bit; all that mattered was that it bought the little bit of time its master needed!
As for what the latter was doing? It rhymed with BRASH!
At that moment, there was one thing and one thing only Jack could think of to salvage the situation, and yet it would look incredibly dumb to the uninformed!
Back in the real world, a ghost ran out of his apartment. He was sickly looking, coughing endlessly, and so tired-looking, yet he rushed out of his place like a mad demon!
“Quick! Someone help, there’s a junkie!”
“Public safety agents, he’s there!”
“Hurry, catch him! ASAP!”
“He went this way!”
As expected, the neighborhood was still “amazing” and full of concerned citizens, but so what? Jack didn’t give a fuck about them! He erupted inside a convenience store!
The poor clerk saw his life flash before his eyes…
“Take anything you want, just don’t kill me!” but then a second later, the man gasped in utter incomprehension. What the hell?! The junkie was just grabbing Ice bags?
Yep, ICE! Lots and lots of ICE! Enough to freeze a pool over, and yet he didn’t seem to want to give it a rest just yet, even as the peacekeepers aimed their electrified sticks his way.
Even they couldn’t help but freeze as Jack kept swiping his phone at the automatic ice machine as if he was truly addicted to ICE!
< Bought Polar Duck ICE BAG! >
< Bought Polar Duck ICE BAG! >
< Bought Polar Duck ICE BAG! >
<….>
The poor guys watching…
“What the hell is he doing?!”
“Should we stop him? But he’s paying….”
“Don’t tell me there’s a new Ice-Related Drug or something?!”
But their incessant and baffled chatter was suddenly halted by a demon glaring at them like he wanted to devour their souls! Jack didn’t have time for that!
“Help already! It’s URGENT!” Could a random citizen order the peacemakers? No way, right? He wasn’t their boss! But as the men in uniform saw his beast-like gaze, they froze.
Then, a second later, they were all obediently carrying ice bags for a youngster who looked more madman than human, yet one that they didn’t dare slight in the least.
But as for what followed, they suddenly jumped in fright.
“Young man, you can’t be serious?!”
“What are you even trying to do?”
“We won’t help with—GULP!”
Those eyes came back, ones that screamed of violence, destruction, madness, and yet that had a glow in them that utterly overwhelmed all their protests.
This guy KNEW what he was doing!
“Y-Yes, Sir! Right away, Sir!”
Before long, they had helped him with whatever he was doing, utterly unsure what that was about. So shaken that they actually helped him as if on auto-pilot.
It was only once they left the apartment and the door closed on their asses that they finally slowly returned to their senses, still shaken.
“Why would anyone need that much Ice in a bathtub?”
“Wait… don’t tell me he’s killing himself?!”
“Oh FUCK! What did we just do?!”
“Let’s kick the door in and—”
But just as they were about to, a goddess appeared, her eyes glowing as she grasped the paper bag in her embrace like a treasure. < Deadliest Spices! >
Lilly was just returning, resolved to cook her beloved brother the most delicious food! But she had barely taken a few steps when she froze. What the hell was that about?
Wait, Jack was in trouble?! Never had anyone rushed to a bathroom so fast! The place was colder than death, and he was in a coffin of ice! What the hell?!
And as she saw his state, her heart stopped…
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