Solo Farming In The Tower

TL: Hanguk

PR: MiniPixelZ

99th floor of the Black Tower.

While the five siblings of Theo, Flamie, Cuengi, Paespaes, and Blackie were happily holding their coupons,

“Let’s see here.”

Sejun checked the gifts they had brought.

“Hehehe. Finally, I’ve got them all.”

The first thing he checked was the Baby Extreme Ice Herb. It caught his eye immediately.

Normally, Sejun wouldn’t be able to touch it due to the intense cold, but Cuengi had made it lukewarm(?) out of concern for Sejun’s safety, so it was fine for now.

[Baby Extreme Ice Herb] → An Extreme Ice Herb that, by low probability, gained spiritual energy. Its medicinal effect has increased greatly.

→ As it has not fully matured yet, its efficacy is still low.

→ When consumed, all stats increase by 700 and awakens low-grade ice attribute talents, but you will be cursed by the Baby Extreme Ice Herb, stopping all growth for 1 year and making you shiver from cold.

→ A massive bad karma has been accumulated from the destruction of a world. (If consumed without resolving this karma, the karma is inherited.)

→ Usage Restriction: Lv. 100 or higher, all stats above 50,000

→ Grade: SSS

“Bad karma?”

It destroyed a whole world? This tiny thing?

“Well, let’s plant it for now.”

He had to raise them all to complete the quest anyway.

Ignoring the description, Sejun quickly moved the Baby Extreme Ice Herb to the field where he had planted the other baby herbs.

The quest wasn’t completed just by collecting the five baby herbs. He had to raise them into excellent herbs as well.

Thus, Sejun arrived at the field.

“Kids, welcome your youngest sibling.”

Sejun dug a hole and carefully planted the Baby Extreme Ice Herb so its roots wouldn’t get damaged.

“What’s this tablet?”

Next, Sejun examined the tablet and

[<Title: One Who Glimpsed Long Into the Beginning> has identified the essence of the tablet.]

Sejun’s pupils turned golden as he uncovered the tablet’s secret.

And then.

Oh! Only one left now!

Soon, I’ll be able to converse directly with Sejun~nim!

[System 371] rejoiced.

The tablet brought by Theo was [Code 3] to access [System 371].

Thus, with [Code 2] and [Code 3] now in hand,

“Hehehe.”

Where did Theo and Paespaes find this?

‘System, just wait a bit. I’ll have you impeached soon.’

As he delighted in the thought of getting rid of [System 371], who had unfairly wronged him,

“This one’s probably for eating, right?”

He looked at the last remaining item, Flamie’s apple.

[Golden Flame Apple]

???

Like the Fire Apple that Flamie had given him before, even the power of the beginning couldn’t reveal its options. And unlike the Fire Apple, it didn’t feel cool to the touch.

Shudder.

Instead, it still gave him goosebumps.

Back then it was due to the coolness, but this time it was due to an instinctive sense of awe.

Can I eat this?

Cowardly Sejun suddenly became afraid to eat it.

“Do you want to eat it?”

He carefully handed the Golden Flame Apple to Podori, but

[No! I absolutely can’t eat that!]

Podori firmly rejected it. It was only natural. If he ate something that Flamie had given Sejun as a gift? At minimum, he’d be annihilated.

“You could’ve just said you didn’t want it…”

Feeling hurt by Podori’s stern rejection, Sejun pouted and fidgeted with the Golden Flame Apple as he approached the Baby Extreme Flame Herb,

[No!]

He was rejected again. Even a baby knew what it was.

Thus, Sejun was turned down twice.

Ugh. Fine! If you don’t want it, forget it! I’ll eat it!

Crunch.

In a fit of frustration, Sejun took a big bite of the apple.

“Oh. Tastes good.”

Sejun was amazed at the flavor.

[Adios.]

It’s going to be very hot.

Podori looked at Sejun with pity.

And then.

[You have consumed the Golden Flame Apple.]

[All stat potential has increased by 50,000.]

[All stats have increased by 3,000.]

[The blessing of the sacred golden flame burns away the impurities in your body.]

“Argh! It’s hot!”

Fwoosh.

As his body ignited, Sejun underwent yet another complete transformation.

How many times has he gone through transformation now…

“Puhuhut. Chairman Park is burning well, meow!”

[Hehe. Sejun~nim is going to be a bit healthier now.]

Kuehehehe. Kueng!

[Hehehehe. All the bad stuff in Dad’s body is disappearing!]

(Pip-pip! Sejun~nim, hang in there!)

Before anyone realized, the group had begun watching Sejun. It was to protect Sejun’s privacy once the transformation was complete.

Kihihit. Kking! Kking!

[Hehe. Smells like meat! It’s Butler roast!]

Of course, not everyone was respectful.

“Hey! What do you mean, ‘It’s butler roast’?!”

Hearing Blackie’s words, Sejun shouted angrily. Thanks to his previous transformations, Sejun had remained conscious this time.

A short while later.

As there wasn’t much to burn away, Sejun’s transformation ended in just an hour.

“Puhuhut. I, Vice Chairman Theo, shall protect the privacy of the great hybrid Chairman Park, meow!”

Kueng!

[Cuengi too shall protect Dad’s fry-vacy!]

Theo and Cuengi clung to Sejun’s body, covering him to guard his privacy.

“…Just give me clothes.”

Covered front and back by Theo and Cuengi, Sejun spoke in an embarrassed voice and quickly got dressed.

Once Sejun was fully clothed,

“Puhuhut. Chairman Park, I’m using my coupon now, meow! Extend my exclusive knee period by two more years, meow!”

Kihihit. Kking!

[Hehe! Butler! Hand over 100 roasted and dried sweet potatoes to great Blackie!]

Theo and Blackie immediately used their coupons, while Flamie, Cuengi, and Paespaes carefully stored theirs to use later.

Then.

“Here. Take it. It’s a birthday present.”

“Thank you. I prepared a birthday present for you too.”

“Thanks. I’ll use it well.”

The residents of the Tower who came to the birthday party began handing over their prepared gifts.

It wasn’t just a one-way giving or receiving. Everyone gave and received gifts. After all, it was everyone’s birthday party.

As the gift exchange naturally created the peak atmosphere of the birthday party,

Thud. Thud.

The Minotaur King approached Sejun.

Kyup…

[Sejun~nim, I’m here…]

Holding the nape of the groom Bochi, who was wearing a tuxedo.

Because Sejun had earnestly asked him to catch Bochi when he appeared.

“Hehehe. Our new groom Master Bo has arrived?”

Sejun grinned wickedly as he welcomed Bochi.

Kyup… Kyoo…

[Yes… I’m sorry…]

Knowing his crime, Bochi began by apologizing.

But even with Bochi’s apology, there was no forgiveness in Sejun’s eyes. That only made Bochi more anxious. And that intuition was spot-on.

“Minotaur King, lay Master Bo down.”

Sejun forced Bochi to lie down. He planned to introduce Bochi to Korea’s traditional way of welcoming a new groom.

“Master Bo, it’s a good thing for a newlyweds. But it might hurt a little. Hehehe.”

Kyook! Kyook…

[No! I-]

Your refusal is rejected!

Whack.

Crackle.

104.28.193.250

Kyuuk!

Rejecting Bochi’s refusal, Sejun borrowed Cuengi’s thunderbolt staff and struck Bochi’s soles with full force to demonstrate.

“Guys, strike Master Bo’s soles thoroughly! Hit without strength. Especially you, Cuengi, go really easy, okay?” (TL: www.tiktok.com/@loveinmotionfilms/video/7369599092541902123)

He cautioned the group and ordered them to strike Bochi’s soles.

“Hehehe. One!”

“Puhuhut. Two, meow!”

[Heheh. Three!]

Kuehehehe. Kueng!

[Hehehehe. Four!]

Kyuuk!

(Baheheh. Five!)

Kihihit. Kking!

[Hehe! Six!]

As Sejun and the group joyfully smacked Bochi’s soles,

Thud.

[Sejun~nim, the wedding is about to start.]

Pink-fur called out to Sejun, and only then was Bochi allowed to get up.

Kyuk. Kyuk. Kyuk.

[Sejun~nim, for your wedding, I’ll per.so.na.lly provide the newlywed service.]

Bochi said, staring at Sejun with eyes full of resentment.

“Huh?! Me too?!”

Belatedly realizing from Bochi’s words that he could be next, Sejun panicked.

“Cuengi, if Dad gets hit, you won’t stay quiet, right?”

Sejun looked at Cuengi, eyes pleading for help.

Kueng! Kueng!

[That’s right! If anyone hits Dad, Cuengi will punish them!]

Cuengi gave Sejun the answer he wanted.

“Hehehe. Master Bo, if you want to hit me, you’ll have to deal with our Cuengi.”

With Cuengi’s response, Sejun arrogantly threatened Bochi.

Kyup!

[Tch!]

Bochi made a face of deep frustration and headed toward the venue.

“Kyoot kyoot kyoot. I’ll go ahead too.”

Iona, who was to officiate the wedding, also hurried to move.

And then.

“Hehehe.”

Victory.

Feeling triumphant after beating Bochi, Sejun strutted around with pride.

“Puhuhut. Chairman Park, your face is rotting, meow! Everyone, step on him, meow!”

[Heheh. Sejun~nim, that expression is bad.]

Kuehehehe. Kueng!

[Hehehehe. Dad is making that bad face again!]

(Bahehehe. Sejun~nim, that face is wrong!)

Kihihit. Kking! Kking!

[Hehe! Butler’s face is rotting again! Step on it!]

The group charged toward Sejun’s face.

While Sejun’s face was being stepped on by the group,

Chui!

[Now, the groom shall make his entrance!]

With HamGod Church Archbishop Kalchi as the MC, the wedding ceremony began, and

Dan~dadadan~ Dan~dadadan~

To the tune of the wedding march, Bochi, dressed in a black tuxedo, made a dignified entrance amid everyone’s applause.

Kyookeke.

Gone was Bochi’s earlier face of frustration, he now wore an expression as though he owned the world.

Master Bo, be happy.

Sejun wished happiness for Bochi as he watched him.

Then the bride made her entrance.

To soft music, Lara walked in hand-in-hand with her father Raulo.

Lara was wearing a carrot-colored dress, and in her hand was a beautiful bouquet with carrot flowers as the main feature, mixed with flowers of different colors as accents, prepared by Pink-fur.

As Lara and Raulo approached Bochi, Bochi hurriedly went out to meet them.

Raulo whispered something to Bochi, who nodded intensely with a slightly aggrieved look in his eyes.

“What did he say?”

“Puhuhut. Raulo told Master Bo that if he makes Lara cry, he won’t stand for it, meow! And he also told him never to create secret funds, meow!”

“Ah.”

Sejun understood why Bochi looked so aggrieved.

Creating one himself but telling another not to, anyone would feel wronged.

After Raulo returned to his seat, Bochi and Lara stood before Iona.

“Kyoot kyoot kyoot. Here, a hamster and a rabbit meet…”

Iona began the wedding officiation.

Having already officiated the wedding of Heuk Wol-bok and ChuChu, Iona thought this would be an easy task, but trouble appeared from an unexpected place.

Chui! Chui!

[Oh! To gaze upon the visage of Hamgod! Hammen-!] (TL: Hammen = Amen)

Jjibi! Jjibi!

[Oh, Hamgod! Hammen-!]

Jjik!

[Hammen-!]

The hamsters, with their sparkling eyes, kept shouting “Hammen” in awe every time Iona spoke, making it impossible to proceed.

“Kyoo-Kyoo-Kyoo-”

Eventually, irritated Iona raised her magic power.

Chui! Chui!

[Hamgod is angry! Everyone be quiet!]

Kalchi, the host, stepped up to quiet the hamsters.

……

Finally, the hamsters settled down.

However.

It’s so annoying to only officiate other people’s weddings! I want to marry Theo~nim too!!!

“Kyoo-Kyoo-Kyoo-Kyoo-Kyoo-”

Iona’s rage didn’t subside and only grew stronger.

“Vice Chairman Theo, go handle this.”

“Puhuhut. Understood, meow!”

Theo hurried over and gently patted Iona’s head a few times.

“Kyoot kyoot kyoot.”

Iona’s anger vanished instantly. It seemed some matches were truly made in heaven.

With that, the ceremony resumed.

“Now, the bride will throw the bouquet. Those who wish to catch it, please stand behind the bride.”

Woosh woosh woosh.

Tens of thousands of people quickly rushed behind Lara to catch the bouquet.

“Ahem.”

I should get married too.

Sejun quietly joined the crowd.

“Puhuhut. Chairman Park, leave it to me, meow!”

Kuehehehe. Kueng!

[Hehehehe. Cuengi will catch the bouquet for you!]

(Pip-pip. I’ll snatch it right away!)

The group prepared to help Sejun catch the bouquet.

Then.

Chui!

[Now, on the count of three, the bouquet will be thrown! One! Two! Three!]

Ppip!

As Kalchi counted to three, Lara tossed the bouquet.

At that moment.

Fwoosh!

A blinding flash of light exploded.

“Huh?!”

By the time the light vanished, the bouquet was gone too.

“What happened?”

“Where did it go?!”

The guests looked around in confusion. They searched for the bouquet for a long time, but it was nowhere to be seen, as if it had vanished into thin air.

“My bouquet…”

Sejun was disappointed.

And then.

“Meow?! Vice Chairman Theo couldn’t see anything because it was too bright, meow! Where did great hybrid Chairman Park’s bouquet go, meow?!”

Kueng!

[Cuengi couldn’t see anything either because it was too bright!]

(Pip-pip. Sejun~nim, I’m also weak to light…)

The group exaggerated their acting and feigned ignorance. Naturally, the clueless Sejun didn’t notice their obvious act.

With the slight commotion over the disappearing bouquet, the wedding ended, and the reception began.

***

Black Tower Administrator’s Area.

“Kuhihihi. Does this mean I get to marry Sejun within six months now?”

Aileen smiled brightly, holding the bouquet in her hands.