Solo Farming In The Tower

TL: Hanguk

PR: MiniPixelZ

Black Tower, 99th Floor.

Jjuwee?! Jjuwee!

[What are these peanuts?! They’re so delicious!]

Chuvi! Chuvi?!

[Oh my goodness! I never knew such roasted peanuts existed?!]

The hamsters were shocked after eating the peanut stir-fry served as a meal at the reception. It was the first time they had tasted such a delicious peanut stir-fry.

Hehehe. Of course it’s delicious. Who do you think grew them?

Sejun was about to boast while watching the hamsters but quickly managed his expression.

Ppaaan.

Chairman Park, there’s a rotten aura coming onto your face, meow!

Because Theo was staring intently at his face.

As the hamsters were lost in eating Sejun’s peanut stir-fry

[You have fed 10 people to their satisfaction.]

[Due to the effect of <Title: Saint of Feeding>, all stats have increased by 2.]

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Messages began to appear showing that Sejun’s stats were increasing due to the activation of his title effect.

The bellies of the birthday party participants were starting to get full.

Since most of the birthday party participants had previously eaten Sejun’s food to their heart’s content, the title effect was not triggered that much.

Heh heh. Nice.

Sejun looked at the messages with satisfaction.

However, after a while

[You have fed 1000 people to their satisfaction.]

[Due to the effect of <Title: Saint of Feeding>, all stats have increased by 200.]

…

..

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[Your soul is greatly fulfilled by the pouring praise of many.]

[Mental Strength increases by 70.]

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Suddenly, stats and mental strength began to rise steeply.

This was because the hamster wedding guests had now all filled their bellies. Hamsters had small stomachs.

And although Sejun had previously fully fed hamsters in <Hamk>, that was only 5 million, a mere 0.01% of <Hamk>’s total population of 50 billion.

The remaining 99.99% were hamsters filling their stomachs with Sejun’s food for the first time today.

He had forgotten the most important thing, being too focused on preparing the dishes.

I need to stop this!

Sejun sensed the danger.

But

[You have fed 10,000 people to their satisfaction.]

[Due to the effect of <Title: Saint of Feeding>, all stats have increased by 2000.]

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..

.

Before Sejun could do anything, stats and mental strength poured into him.

“Urgh!”

An enormous burden fell on his body and mind, causing his physical body and soul to begin collapsing.

At that moment

Paaat

Light exploded from Theo’s body

“Hehe. Is it my turn to step in?”

Sejun’s voice came from the light. It was Super-Giant Chairman Park No. 3.

Super-Giant Chairman Park No. 3 transformed into a mass of light, exited from Theo’s body, and soared into the sky.

At the same time, the energy that had been burdening Sejun’s body was absorbed into the mass of light floating in the sky, which became increasingly larger.

You again?

As the burdensome energy disappeared, the pain vanished, and Sejun looked up at the sky.

It was definitely the Super-Giant Chairman Park No. 3 who had been in Theo’s mental world. A now familiar situation.

However

“What the?!”

The appearance of Ultra-Super-Giant Chairman Park No. 3, who had absorbed the massive stats and mental strength pouring into Sejun, was unfamiliar.

“Hey-! Don’t wear that kind of dress with my face!”

Because Ultra-Super-Giant Chairman Park No. 3 was wearing a black dress adorned with laces.

“Ah. My mistake!”

At the main body’s reprimand, Ultra-Super-Giant Chairman Park No. 3 hurriedly changed into a black tuxedo.

“Hehehe. This body is Wedding Sejun, the God of Marriage! Those who try to ruin the wedding! In the name of love and justice, I will not forgive you!”

No. Wedding Sejun, the God of Marriage.

Ugh. Don’t say such lines while only folding your middle and ring fingers!

The embarrassment was for the main body to bear.

Thus, Wedding Sejun, the God of Marriage, was born.

[Black Tower’s Tower Farmer Park Sejun’s clone has become Wedding Sejun, the God of Marriage.]

[You have achieved the great creation feat of having a transcendental-grade clone.]

[This is a clone beyond what Black Tower’s Tower Farmer Park Sejun can handle.]

[The rewards for the great creation feat have been significantly reduced.]

[As a reward for achieving the great creation feat, Black Tower’s Tower Farmer Park Sejun’s divinity has increased by 10.]

[The clone, Wedding Sejun, the God of Marriage, will act independently until the main body grows.]

Messages announcing the achievements appeared.

Yeah. I’m worse than my clone.

As Sejun read the messages, his mood worsened.

[You have achieved the great creation feat of creating three clones far superior to yourself.]

[As a reward for achieving the great creation feat, Talent: Main Body is Inferior to Clones has bloomed.]

[As a reward for achieving the great creation feat, your stay fee is reduced by 10%.]

A new achievement message appeared.

“Oh! 10% reduction in stay fee!”

Just need to reduce it by about 20% more to reach 100%!

Thanks to that, Sejun’s mood quickly brightened.

[Talent: Main Body is Inferior to Clones]

→ The clones naturally accept the weakness of the main body.

“Hey!”

That was until he read the talent’s description properly.

“Hehehe. Main body Park Sejun, hurry up and grow. Let’s meet again next time. Hehehe. Though I doubt it. Here, this is a gift.”

Snap.

Wedding Sejun mocked the original Sejun thoroughly and snapped his fingers.

He was clearly jealous of the main body that could use fusion skills with Theo. Truly, like a clone of Sejun.

[Wedding Sejun, the God of Marriage, has bestowed a blessing of marriage upon Black Tower’s Tower Farmer Park Sejun.]

[If you help 100 couples get married within a year, something good will happen.]

A green aura wrapped around Sejun and a blessing was cast.

However.

I’m already upset that Master Bo got married, and now I have to marry off 100 couples? No way! I’m not doing it!

Sejun frowned after confirming the blessing’s content.

“Hehehe. Then see you at the wedding!”

Wedding Sejun greeted the main body and vanished in an instant, and the birthday party and reception continued late into the night.

104.28.193.250

Thus, a hectic day came to an end.

Afterward, ominous rumors spread that Wedding Sejun, the God of Marriage, appeared at every wedding and took 10% of the congratulatory money.

***

Forest of Creation.

[Hehe. I’m back!]

Flamie, who had enjoyed herself at the birthday party, returned.

“Did you find the problem?”

The Trial Statue asked Flamie that question. Although it already knew she hadn’t achieved anything, it was its duty to ask.

And then.

[Hehe. Nope!]

Flamie admitted her failure with a very bright expression.

“I see. But it’s good that you still look cheerful. Don’t be disappointed by failure and keep searching.”

[Hehe. Yes!]

Thank you.

Flamie gave heartfelt thanks, knowing the Trial Statue had turned a blind eye to her mischief.

While Flamie and the Trial Statue were having a conversation, Flamie’s consciousness connected with the Avatars.

While Flamie’s power had weakened, the main body couldn’t handle the power of the Avatars, so the connection had been lost.

And then.

[Oh?!]

Flamie, now connected to the Avatars, was startled.

Why are the leaders there?

Because the nine leaders of the Great Dragon Clan were in an unexpected location. And not in their usual lazy state, but in an energetic manner.

***

Temple of the Creator God.

“Hey. Isn’t it too much to call us out without a single contact until now, just to put us to work?”

“Exactly. Sejun made a lot of delicious dishes…”

“He must’ve saved some for us, right?”

“By the way, looking at Sejun Company’s full-time employees, they work one week and rest one day. Shouldn’t we, as Great Dragons, work for one hour and rest a whole day?”

The nine leaders, who had been summoned by the Creator God to work, grumbled.

When there was no contact, they felt left out. But now that they had been called and were put to work, they realized the silent days were better.

The Creator God had believed until now that the leaders were diligently managing the dragons and the Tower.

[Hehe. That’s not true. The leaders drink the alcohol Sejun~nim makes and play every day! Hehe. They say the alcohol Sejun~nim makes is super delicious!]

“What?! Drinking and goofing off every single day?!”

Even I, the Creator God, am working! How outrageous!

Enraged by the tattling (?) of Work supervisor Flamie No. 205, the Creator God immediately summoned the leaders and put them to work.

“Um… Great Dragons. The Creator God said if you’re done, build a bed…”

“Great Dragons. The Creator God said the lighting is too bright…”

Thanks to that, Emila and Amur, who had to work with the grumpy leaders, were having a miserable time.

Still, they were able to endure with the hope that the work would soon be done.

Thanks to the help of the nine leaders, by the time Sejun came to the Temple of the Creator God, the prison (?) where the Creator God would reside was almost complete.

Thus, preparations for Sejun to cross into the Land of Destruction were nearly complete.

***

“Alright!”

Sejun, who had blacked out while drinking the night before, woke up feeling refreshed. Thanks to his rebirth, he had no hangover at all.

Hehehe. Have I become an alcoholic Sejun now?

Sejun was about to get smug about his improved drinking capacity.

At that moment.

Tap.

Theo, still half-asleep, placed his front paw on Sejun’s face to prevent him from getting smug and

“Ahem.”

What a sharp little guy, how did he know?

Sejun quickly fixed his expression. If he got any more smug here, he’d be stepped on.

It’s not rotten, right?

Sejun checked his condition, feeling his face with his hand.

“Meow…”

Kking…

He gathered Theo, the couple, and the Blackie Family and stood up.

Then.

Clack.

He opened the Void Storage and began his day.

First, I have to restock the storage.

Because most of the ingredients had been used up at yesterday’s party, the storage was severely empty. Sejun decided to fill it up first to feel secure.

“Vice Chairman Theo, claws.”

Press. Press.

Sejun pressed Theo’s claws and hunted Calamities in the Farm, then circled the 10th Tower and the Kamyeoldaeseong, before returning to the Black Tower.

And then.

“But what are they all doing that they’re not moving?”

Sejun looked at the nine dragon statues standing still at the fountain and wondered. There had been no word from them since they were summoned by the Creator God.

“…They did play quite a lot.”

Sejun felt a bit smug, knowing the Nine Dragons Council had been summoned by the Creator God.

At that moment.

Thump. Thump.

Kueong.

[Sejun~nim, good morning.]

Pink-fur arrived, carrying Cuengi.

“Yeah. Good morning. Just a second.”

Sejun took the snack pouch from Cuengi and Pink-fur and headed to the kitchen.

“Cooking.”

He replicated the choco pie made by Sejun No. 12 and filled Pink-fur’s snack pouch. Pink-fur then went off to train.

A little later.

After breakfast,

“Puhuhut. Great Hybrid Chairman Park, I’ll go earn lots of money, meow!”

Kuehehehe. Kueng!

[Hehehe. Cuengi’s heading to the herb field!]

After sending Theo and Cuengi off to work for the first time in a while, Sejun resumed his tasks.

He worked all morning, ate lunch, then worked diligently again until evening. When Theo and Cuengi returned, they had dinner together.

And then.

“Let’s sleep now.”

He went to bed.

Of course, it wasn’t real sleep. After taking a temporary break for the birthday party preparations, Sejun resumed purifying the World’s Energy.

***

Blackie’s Mental World.

“Everyone, I’m sorry.”

“I’m sorry.”

While Blackie and his subordinates were apologizing to the souls,

“Puhuhut. Ultra-Mini Chairman Park No. 4, say hello, meow! This is our great hybrid Chairman Park, meow!”

Theo introduced Sejun to a tiny Sejun, about the size of a finger joint, standing on his paw.

“Hello.”

Where do they keep coming from?

Sejun extended his hand and greeted Ultra-Mini Chairman Park No. 4, wondering in confusion.

Grab.

Still unable to speak, Ultra-Mini Chairman Park No. 4 happily embraced Sejun’s finger.

“Hello to you too, Gilsun Nightmare.”

“Yes. Hello.”

After exchanging greetings, as Sejun and the group were trying to soothe the souls,

Gururuk.

A red aura emerged from one of the souls, and Corruption appeared.

“Oh. Nice to see you!”

Sejun greeted Corruption too.

Having seen it so many times, Sejun felt that even the grotesque form of Corruption, once terrifying, had become oddly tolerable through familiarity.

-You are the one who…

Corruption tried to speak to Sejun with what seemed like a somewhat friendly tone.

“Vice Chairman Theo, it’s time for the Seo Beam!”

“Puhuhut. Ready, meow!”

“Here it comes! Seo Beam!”

“Meow!”

Thinking it was going to say something ominous again, Sejun struck preemptively without hesitation.

Fwoooosh.

-Kuku…

You really aren’t afraid of me.

Corruption laughed as it vanished.